Sunday, February 14, 2016

A Delightful Ramble Along the Southern Carretera Austral--December 2015

Leaving El Chalten after four days of sybaritic eating, drinking and hiking was difficult, and it was made more difficult by the wind.  We rolled out in the early afternoon of December 6th, with only 38 km separating us from Lago del Desierto, the site of the first ferry section of this backwoods backpacker border crossing.  How hard could it be to ride 38 mostly flat kilometres?  The answer was that when the Great Patagonian Wind Machine kicked into high gear with hammering katabatic winds dropping off the huge Campo de Hielo Sur and gusting down the valley into El Chalten, it was more or less impossible.  We made the first 7 kilometres with gritted teeth and hard work, but as soon as the valley opened up a bit and we lost the trees that had been lining the road, progress slowed to a crawl, and then stopped altogether.  I could just about make headway, pedalling hard in lowest gear and wrestling the handlebars forwards whenever the winds gusted from the side.  Terri could not, and spent long minutes standing with her head down, trying to keep the fully loaded bicycle from being picked up and thrown backwards with her on it.  The air was full of flying bits of gravel picked up from the road surface, and I felt like a Gothic cathedral being sandblasted clean.  We got to a tiny estancia, Bonanza, had a drink and sat in a shelter to escape the wind, then fought our way another 4 kilometres to a second estancia, Ricanor, where we pitched our tent in the shelter of a dense copse of trees, admired the views of the back side of Cerro Fitzroy (except the summit, shrouded in perpetual wind pennants of cloud), cooked up some dinner and slept soundly, worn out by a day of 18 kilometres.

The next morning we set out early, and with the wind disappearing as suddenly as it had sprung up, we made the remaining 19 km to Lago del Desierto campground without incident, arriving there by 10:30.  The gravel road was deserted and ran through pristine, dense forest cut by tumbling rivers.  Partway along the road we passed a memorial to a Chilean carabinero killed in a border clash with Chilean forces in1965.  Lago del Desierto was one of the last border disputes between the two countries to be settled, in the late 1990s, and some Chileans are still bitter about the loss. 

In the campground we met Silke, a solo German cycle tourer whom we had first encountered in El Relincho campground in El Chalten.  She was also waiting for the next day’s ferry, and after we had set up our tent, we chatted for a while about her 2-year cycling odyssey across North Africa, Europe, Asia and New Zealand.  
On the way up to Glaciar Huemul, above Lago del Desierto

Terri and I went off to hike up to the snout of a big glacier, Glaciar Huemul, a very pleasant 45-minute walk affording sweeping views of the valley we had just cycled, with the Fitzroy massif behind.  We came back in time to cook up another roesti and bacon feast for lunch, followed by patching a slow leak in Terri’s air mattress, writing, yoga, juggling and guitar, before it was time to have beer, sausages and roast lamb from the campground grill for an early supper.

The next morning we rolled out to the ferry landing in plenty of time.  In addition to Silke, Terri and me, Ralf (the cyclist we had met at Daniel’s road maintenance station at Tapi Aike) showed up early in the morning, followed by two Belgian hikers, Hans and Els, and, just before the boat sailed, two more French cyclists, Vincent and Melanie, very lightly loaded, appeared, pedalling furiously, having left El Chalten that morning.  And that was it; the entire ferry, with a capacity of 60 or more people, was given over to 6 cyclists and our bikes, along with 2 backpackers.  
Bicycles on the Lago del Desierto ferry

No wonder the ferry crossing is so expensive:  20 dollars for a 45-minute cruise.  It was a spectacular route, passing under tumbling glaciers, raging waterfalls, steep cliffs and dense forests, and although it’s not technically part of the Carretera Austral, I felt that as soon as we had left behind the pavement and the buses and traffic that lead to El Chalten, we had started the isolated road-to-nowhere feeling of the Carretera Austral.

By 11 am we were getting off the boat at the tiny Argentine carabinero station at the lakeshore and having our passports stamped.  From there the crux of the crossing began, a 6-kilometre hiking trail along which we had to push and carry our bikes uphill to the actual border.  
Ralf muscling his bike up the track

It took nearly three hours of unremitting toil, partly because it was quite steep and partly because the trail has been cut so deeply into the soil of the forest that it’s like a trench, almost a metre deep, making it very hard to figure out how to place your feet in order to push effectively on the bike.  I took off my front panniers and put them on the back, while I wore the big backpack that usually lies across the back panniers.  It made the bike very back-heavy, but it allowed me to avoid being too wide for the narrow trench.  Terri had been the most apprehensive of all the cyclists about making it up the hill, and yet, perhaps because of sheer determination, and perhaps because of her newly lightened panniers, she absolutely flew up the hill.  The rest of us struggled to a greater or lesser degree.  Silke and Ralf, like me, had heavily-laden bikes that needed a lot of muscle power to move, while Melanie and Vincent found it hard to get enough purchase on their fairly low bikes that barely protruded from the top of the trench.  
Vincent pushing uphill along the trench
Eventually the trail flattened a bit, giving lovely views back over Lago del Desierto, and then traversed a forest which gave sections that were almost rideable, interrupted by cold, muddy river crossings.  
Terri and I relieved to make it to the Chilean border

It was an enormous relief finally to reach the ruins of the old Argentine border post where Ralf, Vincent and Melanie decided to camp after 6 very hard-earned kilometres.  Meanwhile Terri, Silke and I set off downhill on the rough but rideable jeep track leading 15 km down to the estancia of Candelario Mancilla on the shores of Lago O’Higgins.

The ride was spectacular, through dense forest, down a rough airstrip, across huge landslides, up and down a roller coaster of gravelly hills, and finally steeply downhill to the lake.  The views over the greenish waters of Lago O’Higgins and the steep mountain cliffs behind, all in a golden late-afternoon light, were magnificent and made us forget our tired shoulder muscles.  
On the way downhill to Candelario

We rode down to the Chilean carabinero post, just before the estancia, ate our remaining fresh fruit in an orange-gnawing frenzy, then checked ourselves back into Chile.  Ironically, this must be the one border crossing into Chile at which the border authorities are sublimely unconcerned about bringing in fresh fruit and vegetables.  We rolled along the last kilometre to the campground at Candelario, a desolate little plain with little in the way of shade or wind shelter, put up our tents, cooked up dinner and fell asleep, excited about the next ferry crossing to Villa O’Higgins the next morning, and the cruise to the mighty Glaciar O’Higgins along the way.

Have you ever seen the play Waiting for Godot?  The next four days were a bit like living through that play:  a couple of tramps waiting for Mr. Godot to show up, which he never does, although they are always hopeful that he will show up tomorrow.  We packed up our tents and rolled down to the dock the next morning at 10 am, ready to load our bikes onto the boat that would show up at 11.  At about 10:15 a man who was fiddling with the engine on a small Zodiac wandered over and mentioned that there was no boat that day.  When we replied that we had tickets for that day’s boat, he said that the port outside Villa O’Higgins was closed because of high winds, but that probably the boat would come the next day.  When Silke rolled down with her bike, we shared the sad news.  After sitting in the pleasant (and largely wind-free) sunshine on the dock for a while, we pushed back up the steep hill to the campsite, put up our tents again and settled down to wait. 

Over the course of the day, more would-be travellers came down the hill:  Ralf, Vincent and Melanie, and a number of backpackers who had crossed Lago del Desierto the previous afternoon.  Many of them hadn’t brought any food, and now they were all stranded without supplies.  Terri and I had bigger problems.  The wind had indeed kicked up in sudden, unexpected gusts of tremendous fury that roared down the slopes behind Candelario like avalanches of air.  The biggest gust of all, erupting out of nowhere, almost flattened Silke’s tent with her inside it, and it was only saved by her reaching up to push the tentpoles back up off the ground.  Terri and I were outside, and when we had finished watching Silke’s successful struggle, we turned around to our own tent to find it destroyed, a pole broken and scattered and the fly shredded by the jagged edge of the pole.  We quickly knocked down the remains of the tent and surveyed the damage.  It took a while to find the missing bits of pole that had flown away when the elastic holding the pole sections together had broken.  With the aid of a short length of repair tubing from Silke and lots of duct tape from Ralf, we were able to reassemble the tent pole (although it was definitely bent out of shape) and patch the huge tear in the fly.  Amazingly, this cobbled-together tent has now been working well for over a month.  Spooked by the experience, we didn’t dare put our tent up again to be torn apart a second time and slept outdoors under the stars, being buffeted by the wind and occasional spits of passing rain.  It was not a restful night.

Not the worst place to be trapped for four days

The next three nights, with the wind still raging, we paid to sleep indoors in one of the guest rooms of the Estancia.  The wind slowly died away, although even on the third day there were still great roars as huge tsunamis of wind descended on us from above and then tore spray from the lake surface.  It started to rain fairly regularly, though, so it was good to have a solid roof over our heads at night.  Terri came into her own in terms of survival, as she bought big chunks of beef from the farmers along with onions, potatoes and carrots and made roast beef over an open fire one afternoon, then created sumptuous stews the next two days.  We ate better than anyone in Candelario for those four days. 

The Copa Candelario soccer match

One afternoon we went over to the border station to play soccer with the carabineros and the geographers who were busy surveying the bottom of Lago O’Higgins (the fifth-deepest lake in theworld, at 836 metres, and the deepest in South America).  It wasn’t a highly skilled game, but we had a lot of fun and burned off some of the frustration of being stuck waiting for a boat.  We were imprisoned, but it was a pretty enough spot to be imprisoned, with the jade-coloured lake waters, the mountain cliffs and the morning snow on the peaks combining for some vivid colours.  If we had known for sure that, for instance, the ship would come in two days’ time, we could have gone for a couple of days of walking around the shores of the lake, but instead an umbilical cord of uncertainty kept us confined to the immediate surroundings of the dock.

At least it was an eclectic and interesting group of interesting travellers to be trapped with.  In addition to the cyclists, with whom we spent a lot of time, Hans and Els proved to be very interesting, with a taste for off-the-beaten-track exploration and trekking.  There were a couple of exchange students, Alex and Katarina, studying in Santiago who had good stories of living in Chile these days.  A trio of Australian science students who had been at El Relincho in El Chalten with us made for good conversation as well.  An older Swiss man on a bicycle, Jorg (aka Jorge), had spent his career running cement factories all over Africa and South America and was a fount of great stories.

Thursday, Friday and Saturday came and went, each day like an iteration of Groundhog Day, but finally on Sunday, December 13th we got word that the ferry had set sail from Villa O’Higgins that morning.  It was an anxious wait, particularly as the vessel was half an hour late and wasn’t visible until quite close to the original sailing time.  As the ship landed, a stream of backpackers and cyclists poured ashore, keen to start hiking and cycling, including a French family on interesting tandems, with the back half conventional and the front half (where the children sat) being recumbent.  Those of us who had paid extra for the glacier tour went aboard and settled in for a few hours of scenic wonder, aided by a perfect, cloudless day.  Silke and Ralf, who had not intended originally to go to the glacier, signed up at the last minute in order to get something memorable out of the long wait. 
Glaciar O'Higgins
The glacier tour was well worth it.  We steamed west along the main body of the lake before turning south and heading towards the distant snout of Glaciar O’Higgins.  We started passing large icebergs almost immediately and had huge glaciated peaks to the west to feast our eyes on for quite a while.  Long before we reached the glacial face (almost 15 km, according to the captain of the ship), we could see the unmistakeable signs of recent glacial retreat (the glacier extended this far as recently as 1938), with bare, scraped soil separated from the lush surrounding vegetation by a sharp line.  This glacier is retreating enormously rapidly, apparently because it is coming from a lower section of the Campo de Hielo Sur that is seeing decreased snowfall.  Perito Moreno, in contrast, flows from a higher altitude and is showing no signs of retreat at all.  We cruised to within a few hundred metres of the imposing ice face (some 60 or 70 metres above the water) and watched and listened as occasionally bits flew off under pressure into the water.  The ice was a tortured, twisted shape that looked like a sculpture created by a sculptor on psychedelic drugs.  A zodiac was despatched to collect a chunk of floating ice, and in a few minutes we were all served generous glasses of whisky on the glacial rocks.
Whisky on the glacial rocks


We returned to Candelario, picked up the remaining passengers and set off from Villa O’Higgins, relieved to be making forward progress at last.  It was an uneventful crossing with more spectacular views of waterfalls and cliffs, and by 9 pm we were ashore at the ferry port 6 kilometres south of town.  We put together our bikes and set off, with Vincent and Melanie setting the pace, Terri and Silke following closely and Ralf and I bringing up the rear.  Ralf turned off to camp beside the lake before town, and the other three settled in at El Mosco, the best-known backpacker joint in town, but by the time Terri and I got there after raiding the local grocery store, they were full and we went across the road to Los Nires, another campground which proved to be an inspired choice.  We paid for camping but as we were the only guests, the owner told us we could sleep in the dining room to keep warm (it was a very chilly night).  Shortly thereafter another set of cyclists, Mikael and Pauline, arrived on very neat bamboo-frame bicycles, and bedded down on the other side of the dining room.  We stoked up the fire in the wood stove and Terri kept it burning all night, keeping us toasty warm.

The next morning the Bamboos set off north, but we were seized by an attack of the lazies.  We wanted to use the internet, but could not connect, except at the public library on one of their four computers (wifi did not seem to work anywhere).  We also wanted to eat, so we bought two kilos of beef from the campground owners to grill and to stew up, and I baked a cake in the well-equipped campground kitchen.  We had the place to ourselves that night, and cooked up a huge feast before retiring to our sleeping bags near the fireplace.
What ten dollars worth of beef looks like in Villa O'Higgins


Finally, around 11 am on December 15th, after another grocery store run and more library internet, we rolled off onto the Carretera Austral, with at least a kilo of cooked steak in my panniers to have on sandwiches for lunch or to spice up our suppers over the next few days.  Somehow it had taken an entire month to get from Ushuaia to Villa O’Higgins, far longer than anticipated, but we were underway at long last along what most cycle tourers rate as one of the best adventure cycling trips in the world.  That first day was cold and intermittently cloudy, and it started to rain not far out of town.  The road was in reasonable condition for a dirt road, perhaps because there is almost zero traffic on it.  All that day we were passed by fewer than twenty vehicles; this section of the Carretera Austral makes almost no economic sense, and is more a reflection of Chile’s determination to impose its sovereignty on a remote area than on the need for the road.  The scenery was wild, with lush forests, rushing rivers and a handful of economically marginal estancias lining the road.  Chilean flickers, a type of woodpecker, were everywhere, pecking away at dead standing trees.  We meandered up the lovely Mayer river, then crossed a bridge and circled a small lake (where it started to rain). 

We stopped in after 30 km at a government-built refugio beside the road, next to a tiny estancia, to dry off and eat some of our leftover stew.  Two of the estancia workers, Maria and Jorge, stopped by to ask if we wanted to buy some fresh hot milk, and we said yes.  They returned with a litre of piping hot milk and a basket of firewood.  Maria lit a fire in about 30 seconds with a single match and no kindling, and within a few minutes we had a roaring flame going that dried out our soggy clothing while we drank hot chocolate and ate stew and chatted with Jorge and Maria.  Jorge was from Villa O’Higgins and was an itinerant farmhand, working at a new farm almost every year.  He was full of stories and information, including a (true) story of a puma attack on a cyclist the summer before about 30 kilometres down the road and a (not so true) rumour that the American eco-millionaire Doug Tompkins (who had just died in a kayaking accident on Lago General Carrera a few days before) was responsible as he had been breeding hybrids between mountain lions and African lions and releasing them into the wild in secret.  Tompkins is a figure of wild rumour in Chile, hated by nationalists and the political right and loved by environmentalists, all stemming from his purchase of huge areas of southern Chile to make the privately-owned Parque Pumalin and Parque Patagonia and save these areas from logging. 

After lunch, we set off again into the intermittent cold rain and did another 20 kilometres up the Rio Vargas and around Lago Vargas to the point where the Carretera Austral starts its first climb.  Vincent had told us about another free government-built refugio for cyclists, the Refugio Arroyo La Luna, hidden just off the road; a bicycle tire wrapped around a pile of rocks was the sign, and we turned off gratefully to find a twin of the place we had had lunch, a sturdily-built structure with a good roof and benches along the side for sleeping or sitting, along with a fireplace.  
Refugio Arroyo La Luna

After 53 kilometres, we were glad to find a roof over our heads.  The doors and walls were covered with the graffiti of years of cycle tourists who had stayed here, including the French family on the recumbent tandems that we had seen disembarking in Candelario a few days previously.  We added our own names and also availed ourselves of the spare gear left behind by swapping my battered and bent water bottle holder for a shiny new one left on the wall.  There was no readily available dry firewood in the sodden swamp, despite some in-depth searching on my part, and we lacked the fire-starting skill of Maria, so that our attempt at a fire didn’t last long enough to dry our clothes very effectively.  We cooked up supper, glad to be in out of the rain, and I played some guitar as dusk fell.

The rain stopped as we were heading to bed, but resumed with a vengeance around sunrise, and we stayed in bed for a while hoping that it would die down.  We got up around 8, had a hearty breakfast of oatmeal and cocoa and set off by 10 o’clock.  We climbed up over our first pass, then afterwards over two ridges to avoid gorges on the Rio Bravo.  As Terri was apprehensive of cougar attacks, I had to bring up the rear.  It started to rain partway up the pass and the rain strengthened into a torrential, frigid downpour that made cycling a misery, especially as our fingers went numb in the 4-degree air and even colder rain.  We finally made it over the last ridge and the rain stopped, allowing us to have a picnic lunch of hard boiled egg and cheese sandwiches beside the Rio Bravo.  Refreshed and no longer cold and miserable, we rolled easily along a fairly flat track to the ferry port at Puerto Rio Bravo, 47 km from where we had slept and 100 km from Villa O’Higgins, where we discovered that we had three and a half hours to wait until the next ferry.  We waited, reading, drying wet clothes and looking out at the pretty fjord that we were about to cross.  As 7:00 approached, a few vehicles gathered and Terri had me ask a truck if they would have room for her the next day to take her over the steep pass out of the ferry port on the other side, but they were only crossing to pick up a load and then catching the morning ferry back.  Once the (free) ferry was underway, we got into a conversation with the neatly-dressed group at the next table who turned out to be Jehovah’s Witnesses who were keen to convert Terri.  One of them was assigned to save her soul, but Terri handled the young man’s spiel with diplomatic tact and managed to say no without offending him.
 
At the other end, the few cars disappeared and we settled down to sleep at the ferry terminal.  It seems to be expected behaviour for cyclists, and the man who operates the overpriced little café made sure that we got enough water to cook as there was no water in the terminal building itself.  We made the acquaintance of the captain of the ferry who took Terri’s wet clothes to dry on his cabin heater.  We cooked up supper and then turned in on our air mattresses and under our sleeping bags on the waiting room floor for a good night’s sleep.
Morning view in Caleta Yungay
We awoke to brilliant sunshine and calm water that made for great views over the fjord.  We got some water from the captain on board the ferry and cooked up breakfast and evacuated the waiting room before the first cars of the day arrived.  
Breakfast outside the ferry waiting room, Caleta Yungay
With no trucks likely to head towards Cochrane for several hours, Terri decided to try to cycle over the pass rather than waiting for the uncertain prospect of a lift.  The climb, almost 500 metres, was steep but straightforward, through very pretty woods with wonderful waterfalls visible beside the road and across the valley.  
At the top of the hill out of Caleta Yungay

The road had some remarkably steep bits that had Terri off her bike and pushing, and which had accounted for a truck that had gone off the road going downhill the previous day; a group of men were gathered trying to dig out the truck and rescue the front end loader that had been its cargo and was now mired in a swamp.  The descent down the other side was spectacular, through a series of narrow gorges providing glimpses of the mighty Rio Baker at the bottom.  Just as we reached the bottom, 20 km from the ferry, a bus from Villa O’Higgins drove by and we saw Hans and Els waving happily from the back seat.  A few minutes later we came across the bus stopped to pick up passengers at the Tortel junction and we had a brief chat with our Belgian Candelario survivors before a toot on the bus horn sent them running for their ride.
Terri riding along the Carretera
We rolled easily up the broad Rio Baker valley for 8 more kilometres and had lunch (the last of our steaks on bread; the cold weather at least had the virtue of preserving food well) in an idyllic meadow beside the green waters of the river, the most voluminous river in all of Chile.  Afterwards we raced along nearly perfect dirt roads for another 15 km, averaging 20 km/h, until we hit road maintenance work which turned our lovely firm dirt into a mire of soft, wet, fresh gravel into which our tires sank.  We pushed, we rode at walking pace, we were passed by gauchos on horseback, and finally the road work was finished and we were back on our old dirt, to our great relief.  We climbed slowly and steadily up a side valley, then rolled down the other side looking for a good camping spot.  Terri rejected the first proposed spot, and it was a good thing she did, as about 10 km further along (63 km from the ferry terminal), we found a perfect wild campsite not far from the road, nestled amongst shrubs above a tributary of the Baker with expansive views of the snow-capped mountains surrounding us.  We had a dip in the river to clean up a bit, and then cooked dinner while admiring the views, coloured vivid shades by the setting sun.  I had time to stretch my sore back, play some guitar and do some juggling until the gathering dark drove me into the tent for another good night’s sleep.
On the way downhill towards Cochrane from our camping spot
We awoke to brilliant sunshine and more great views, and after a leisurely breakfast, we were on the road by 10:15.  We lumbered down the valley to its junction with a larger river, then putzed along through pretty scenery marked by reed beds before leaving the main valley for a climb up another tributary.  I gave Terri a head start and did some stretching before setting off in pursuit.  There were some seriously steep sections, but I only caught Terri just before the top.  We descended onto a lake-filled plateau and made slow progress along a road that wove up and down into a headwind.  At 3:00 we finally stopped for lunch after our final climb, and we had a relatively easy downhill all the way into the neat and tidy town of Cochrane after a ride of 61 km.  In San Carlos campground we saw Silke’s tent, and in the main Plaza de Armas in the centre of town we met Vincent and Melanie.  We treated ourselves to a dinner out, then retreated to the campground where we met a young British cyclist, Ben, who was trying to repair a broken luggage rack.  We slept poorly, kept awake by crowing roosters and the loud fights of the bands of feral dogs that infest most Chilean and Argentine towns.

For the first time since El Calafate, we finally had reasonable internet connectivity in the campground, and we lingered the next morning, having a long breakfast, going out to buy food supplies for the road, and doing laundry.  It was almost 2 o’clock by the time we cycled out of town, climbing steeply and then crossing back into the main Rio Baker valley which we had left behind three days earlier.  
Back to the Rio Baker north of Cochrane

The valley was dramatic, with steep gorges and frothing rapids that make the Baker one of the prime kayaking rivers in Chile.  The intense green-blue colour of the water was so vivid that it didn’t look real; it was like cycling through a Van Gogh painting.  We ground uphill and flew downhill repeatedly until it was time to stop for the evening, only 34 km from Cochrane.  Terri spotted a great wild campsite overlooking the Baker, and we settled in, cooking up steaks while gazing down at some of the biggest rapids on the entire river.  It was a far better place to sleep than in the campground in Cochrane, and I was pleased at the quality of the camping spot we had found.
Steak dinner overlooking the Rio Baker
The following day, December 20th, was the first day of summer in the southern hemisphere, but it didn’t feel very summery.  Neither was it a lucky day for cycling.  We got out of the tent around 7:30, having been awoken in the night by rain.  We had a great breakfast of oatmeal seasoned with cinnamon, raisins, walnuts and candied orange peel, once again with a prime view of the churning green rapids of the Rio Baker.  We were just packing up when another rain shower started, and we ended up having to pack up a very wet tent and fly in a hurry.  We continued upstream on the Rio Baker, and on the first big uphill of the day, I was waiting for Terri at the top when suddenly the familiar figures of Melanie and Vincent appeared behind her.  We spent the day leapfrogging each other along the road.  The scenery continued to be excellent, with more rapids and lovely shades of water, first green and then, upstream of a big river confluence, a profound teal that looked very unreal.  The Rio Baker was dotted with upmarket fly fishing lodges and a couple of rafting and kayaking outfits, along with a handful of summer houses, but there were still wild stretches along which it would be possible to camp.  We spent a lot of time taking pictures of the artificial-looking water colour before finally rolling (under a fine mist of persistent drizzle) into Puerto Bertrand where the Rio Baker starts flowing out of Lago Bertrand.  
Azure water in the Rio Baker near Puerto Bertrand
It’s a tiny little tourist town, and we had difficulty finding a grocery store that was open.  We bought supplies and ran into Vincent and Melanie again.  Terri took advantage of a land line at the store to call a bus company and reserve a ticket for two days later from Puerto Rio Tranquilo to Coyhaique, having decided that we would not make it to Coyhaique in time for Christmas unless she did that and left me to cycle a few longer days on my own.

After a steep climb out of town, we cruised along a flattish section before I suddenly became aware that I had a flat back tire.  I replaced the inner tube with the spare tube that I was carrying while Terri made us sandwiches.  I have always had issues with putting the tire on my back rim, as it’s a downhill mountain biking rim designed for tubeless tires and it’s a very tight fit getting the tire’s bead back onto the rim.  I wrestled for a while and then finally got the tire back on.  We continued for a while to the junction where the road to Chile Chico branches off along the south shore of Lago Carrera, took a few photos of the unreal blue of Lago Carrera and then headed north along the main Carretera Austral.  The riding was fine, but soon enough I realized that the back tire was flat again, perhaps due to damage inflicted by me while wrestling with the tire.  I sent Terri ahead to scout out a camping spot and then began working on the tire.  This time, with my spare tube already in use and already punctured, I had two tubes with holes in them and needed to patch them.  I pulled out my patches and glue and got to work.  I quickly realized, however, that my patches were very, very old.  Looking at them, I thought they might date back to my final Silk Road stage in 2009, or even back to 2004.  Using Schwalbe Marathon tires, I rarely get flat tires, and so these patches had been sitting in my toolkit for many years.  I discovered that very old patches don’t stick so well to inner tubes.  I worked away diligently, finding holes, scraping the rubber around them to make the glue stick better, putting on the patch, holding it in place for 10 minutes, but every time I then put the repaired tube back into the tire, the patch popped off.  After 2 hours I was out of patches and still had a flat tire.  There was only one thing to do.  I put my luggage back on my bike (except for my backpack, which I wore) and started pushing the bike along the rough road on the flat back tire. 

It wasn’t great for my back tire and rim, but there wasn’t much else to do.  I pushed for almost an hour and a half as the clock ticked towards 9 pm when finally I spotted Terri in the distance.  She and Vincent and Melanie had run into each other again at an apparently abandoned farmer’s shed where Vincent and Melanie (who had passed us just before my first flat tire) had been cooking supper.  A man who herded sheep in the area had just evicted them, not because they were trespassing but because he was worried about them catching hanta virus (the subject of a big education campaign in southern Chile at the moment) from the mice that live in the old barn.  
Our shelter under the verandah roof
He offered us shelter on the porch of a house for sale just down the road and we accepted the offer, putting up our tents under the porch roof.  It was a little cramped for space, but given the rainy weather, we were very glad for any solid roof over our heads.  Vincent and Melanie provided me with patches and Vincent also showed me an easy trick to put on the tire by pushing the bead into the indentation in the centre of the rim (where the spokes are anchored; this reduces the effective diameter of the wheel and gives just enough slack in the bead to allow the tire to be pushed over the rim just using one’s thumbs.   We slept well, and were glad for the roof as a truly titanic thunderstorm erupted in the night, hammering down on the porch roof but leaving our tents dry.  It had been a hard-won 47 kilometres of cycling that day!

Bird-rich delta of the Rio El Leon in Lago Carrera
The next day, Dec, 21st, was a truly spectacular day.  Vincent and Melanie got away first, although they left behind their chain lube and a roll of duct tape that I packed up to give them when next we met.  After the torrential rain of the night, the day was clear and sunny, and the sun lit up the wonderful teal of Lago Carrera.  The road led first into a stiff breeze, but then after we turned a corner on the lake and started heading due east, we were sheltered from the wind.  As we climbed a bit away from the lake, we looked back to where a larger river, the Rio El Leon, flowed into the lake from the west and formed a delta.  Unlike most of the lake, this section was alive with birds of all kinds, presumably feeding on fish and crustaceans nourished by the mineral-rich glacial waters of the river.  From a distance, we could see geese, herons, ducks, ibises and others thickly spread across the grass of the marshy lakeshore.
On the way into Puerto Rio Tranquilo
From this point on, the views got more and more spectacular.  The road climbed steadily above the lake, lined by colourful wildflowers.  The yellows and pinks of the flowers contrasted vividly with the greenish blue of the lake, the grey cliffs of the opposite shore and the white of the snows and glaciers of the distant higher peaks.  I kept stopping for photos, but eventually we turned the corner and pedalled north along the lakeshore into a raking cold headwind that led us downhill into Puerto Rio Tranquilo, a surprisingly large tourist town 38 km from where we had slept.  The first order of business was to have a large lunch, but beforehand we arranged with Vincent and Melanie who, unsurprisingly, were also in town, to go to see the Marble Caves by boat with them at 3:00.  As we waited a very hungry half hour for our churrasco sandwiches, with Terri about ready to tear the waiter to shreds and eat him for lunch instead, Silke walked into the restaurant and we had a bit of a reunion.  She had been to see the caves that morning and highly recommended them.
On the way to the Marble Caves
I had heard next to nothing about the Marble Caves before arriving in town, but they really are a wonder of the world.  Our boatman headed off from town at a good clip into a fairly rough lake; luckily the waves were from astern, but even so we were glad to get around a headland and into dead calm water near the caves.  The coastline was composed of low cliffs of grey marble, and the water had eroded and dissolved the unusually soft marble in the same way that happens with ordinary limestone caves.  Our boatman claimed that this is the only place in the world that marble caves can be observed, and I’ve certainly never seen them before, but it seems hard to believe that nowhere else can they be found.  Whatever the case, all four of us were open-mouthed with admiration at the colours and shapes to be seen.  
Marble Caves near Rio Tranquilo
We motored right inside a few of the larger caves, and admired others from close range.  The shapes of the walls and the colour variations of the marble made them look almost man-made, like Gaudi’s architecture but much more beautiful.  I took a ridiculous number of photos, mesmerized by the shimmering reflected light that played across the walls. 

The boat ride back was exciting, to say the least, as we were now heading directly into quite sizeable waves churned up by the stiff wind.  
Marble Caves
Our helmsman was an old hand at managing the lake, but the sheer mechanical pounding that our backs received as the boat slammed down into the troughs was enough to compact our spines a few centimetres, and we were relieved to stagger back onto shore. Beside the road, we saw yet another billboard opposing projects to dam many of Patagonia's iconic wild rivers (such as the Baker).  Opposition to the HidroAysen project has been fierce and sustained and seems to have won the argument (in 2014 the five-dam project was cancelled) but environmentalists are worried that it will rise from the dead once again. Terri and I decided to stay indoors that night and after looking at a few overpriced cabanas we found a friendly little hospedaje where we were able to cook up a big bean stew and sleep in a big double bed for the first time in a long time.
Anti-dam billboard, Rio Tranquilo

The next morning Terri caught a bus to Coyhaique with her bike.  She had ridden hard and done well on challenging roads for seven days, and had ridden particularly hard on the way into Puerto Rio Tranquilo.  However, with three days until Christmas and 220 km separating us from Coyhaique, and with her strong desire to celebrate Christmas indoors in the city, she decided to spare herself a punishing three days and get to town early, leaving me to enjoy three longer and more challenging days on my own.  I waved goodbye to her at the bus stop and headed off up the lake.  As was the case the day before, bracing headwinds raced down the lake from the north and it was a slow start to the ride.  By the time I got to the north end of the lake, it was starting to spit rain, and it kept up for most of the day.  It was a cold, miserable, chilling rain that left my fingertips numb despite my gloves.  Head down, riding uphill on a rough stretch of road, I missed a well-known stopoff for cyclists, a house with a welcome sign in Hebrew where a couple of very religious Chileans invite in passing tourists, feed them excellent home-made pizza and then harangue them about religion for a couple of hours.  I kept riding, trying to stay warm by constant movement.  There were lots of ups and downs, and by 6 pm I was looking for a place to camp, but was foiled by estancia fences.  Finally I found a spot just off the road but hidden by a hill to put up the tent.  It had finished raining by now, and I had a pleasant evening cooking, eating, playing guitar and reading.  I had covered almost exactly 80 km, the largest daily total so far on a day spent riding entirely on dirt.
 
Snow on my bike in the morning
That night I slept well, but was awakened early by the sound of rain falling on the tent.  I opened my eyes and was surprised that the raindrops seemed to be sticking to the tent.  It was, in fact, snowing.  I rolled over and went back to sleep, disheartened by summer snow.  I got up again at 8:30 when the dripping of melting snow off the overhanging trees began to work its way through the tent fly.  I got up, cooked oatmeal for breakfast and then lingered, reading and playing guitar, waiting for the fly to dry and for the air to warm up.  As I loitered, first Silke and then Vincent and Melanie rolled by; they had stopped for pizza and come-to-Jesus (and various jokes in very poor taste about Nazis that had offended Silke) the day before and so had ended up behind me, camped in an abandoned hut ten kilometres up the road.  I eventually followed in their tire tracks and had another long day, riding down to a wide valley and then up a tributary.  Lots of roadwork slowed progress (the asphalt section of the Carretera is being extended south), as did some heavy headwinds.  On the bright side, though, the skies slowly cleared and I rode into Villa Cerro Castillo at 3 pm to find a school bus turned into a restaurant.  I ate a huge churrasco sandwich and talked first with Silke, then with Vincent and Melanie, and then with a Basque couple cycling in the other direction who had some good tips for camping spots along the road.  I also chatted briefly with three American reporters who had spent five long years trying to arrange an interview with Douglas Tompkins, finally gotten a date with the elusive tycoon and then had him drown in Lago Carrera only two weeks before they arrived.  They were hopeful of interviewing his widow Kris McDivitt Tompkininstead.

I left town at 4:30 with the biggest climb of the entire Carretera Austral ahead, a 900-metre vertical climb over the Portezuelo Ibanez pass (1120 m above sea level).  
Highest climb of the Carretera Austral, just north of Cerro Castillo
There were wonderful views of the beautiful Cerro Castillo and also of the neighbouring Cerro Las Cuatro Cumbres.  The climb turned out to be remarkably easy since the road surface was now perfectly smooth asphalt and I was pushed along by a blistering tailwind, and I made very good time over the top, reaching the top after only 2 hours.  The scenery at the top was open and windswept in the Natural Reserve of Cerro Castillo, and I continued downhill in search of better, more sheltered camping.  Vincent and Melanie caught up to me where the road turned uphill again up a tributary stream, and we rode together for several kilometres, searching for a decent place to camp.  
Scenery atop the Portezuelo Ibanez
We had been told by the Basques that there was a shelter in the national park, but as the kilometres passed by without sight of any shelter, we eventually lost faith and decided to camp beside the road, 78 km from where I had camped the previous night, in a tiny patch of bush in a canyon swept by the strongest winds I had seen since Candelario Mancilla.  It was an uncomfortable night as I was afraid to put up the tent as there was a real risk of it getting shredded again.  I slept out under the stars, occasionally woken by tiny spits of rain, and was glad to get going the next morning.

December 24th was the toughest day of cycling of the entire trip for me.  Vincent and Melanie got away before me but stopped to cook breakfast at the lake atop the pass, where the shelter and campground that the Basques had told us about was, only 2 km past our windy bivouac.  If only we had toughed it out for 2 more kilometres!  As soon as I came over the pass, the wind switched from a howling tailwind to a screaming headwind and stayed that way all the way into Coyhaique.  Any pleasure I might have had from the downhill was destroyed by the sensation of having a wild animal tearing at my face and at my bicycle, slowing progress to a crawl.  Even the fact that I was on new asphalt didn’t make the riding any easier.  Just before the Carretera joined the road to Balmaceda airport, Melanie and Vincent caught up to me and we took turns in front breaking the wind while the other two drafted behind.  It was painfully slow progress, only 11 or 12 km/h downhill on pavement, despite working at maximum power.  Eventually Melanie had had enough and she and Vincent stopped to eat and shelter from the wind, while I pushed on alone, determined to make it to Coyhaique as soon as possible and escape the wind.  There was quite a lot of traffic; this valley, stretching to the Argentine border, is where almost everyone who lives in Region XI (Aysen) lives, and the population density was surprisingly high.  There were almost no forest cover, and big estancias stretched to the distant mountains.  I kept my head down, my teeth gritted and my determination alive.  Slowly the kilometres added up, and by the time I got to the sprawling suburbs of the big city, the road finally had some shelter from the wind as it sank deeper into a canyon.  Just as I came into town, I had the worst dog encounter of the entire trip.  As I passed a small property, two dogs raced out onto the road and gave chase, teeth bared and making serious attempts to bite me.  I stopped and confronted them, which usually makes dogs back off, but this just spurred them on to further attempts to bite me.  I kept the front of the bike between them and me, and looked around in vain for some rocks to throw at them.  They continued to circle and dart at me, and eventually I put the bike down and ran at them, screaming obscenities and kicking at them.  I finally found a piece of spare lumber lying beside the road and started swinging it at them, trying to hit them in the head.  Eventually, after a couple of minutes of close combat, the dog’s owner showed up and asked what the problem was.  I told him to control his unspeakable dogs and waited until he had them by the collar before I cycled off, letting him know what I thought of his dogs and his control over them.

When I got to town, I checked my phone and found no messages from Terri.  It turned out she had sent messages on Viber, WhatsApp, Facebook, Gmail and SMS, and I received precisely none of them.  We had bought Claro SIM cards in Punta Arenas, and had had no network the entire time since, except for a single day in Cochrane.  I would have to rate Claro as the least useful mobile phone network in southern Chile; Movistar and Telefonica seemed to work much better for other travellers.  I called Terri and got through, receiving directions to the wonderful hospedaje that she had found run by a hospitable, funny city councillor named Nina.  I got there around 3 o’clock, had a shower and settled in for a few days of eating and relaxing.  Terri had been busy in my absence, getting a snazzy haircut, buying lots of food to cook and getting in touch with all the travellers who had shared our trip from Chalten.  It turned out that Ralf had just left town, but had stopped in that morning for coffee.  The Bamboos (Mika and Pauline) and Ben (the English guy with the broken luggage rack—he had taken a lift in a pickup truck to Coyhaique—were in town but staying in a distant campground.  A couple of hours after I arrived Vincent and Melanie showed up, shattered and glad to be out of the wind.  And even later the doorbell rang and Silke showed up; she had left Cerro Castillo before us, but had run into some German backpackers partway up the climb and had stayed the night in a campground with them, leaving her a big 100 km day to survive to get to Coyhaique.  It was surprisingly emotional seeing everyone safe and sound under the same roof, and we had a delicious Christmas Eve stew that Terri had cooked up on the wood stove ahead of time.  

Nina, our gracious and welcoming host in Coyhaique
We ended up staying two full days in Coyhaique, leaving on the 27th, and we cooked up big festive Christmas meals both on Christmas Day and on Boxing Day.  On Boxing Day, walking out of our hospedaje, we ran into another couple of familiar faces.  Hans and Els had just gotten off a bus and were looking for a place to stay.  We directed them to Nina’s and that evening we had an almost complete reunion of the Lago del Desierto boat crew, with only Ralf missing.  It was a festive meal that evening, full of stories and reminscences, and for all of us, on the road without family and long-term friends during Christmas, it gave us a much-needed feeling of companionship.
Our Boxing Day dinner crew
The ride from Villa O’Higgins to Coyhaique was 564 km, and took us 10 days.  It was an absolutely wonderful bike ride in terms of adventure, views, camping and freedom.  The road surface was surprisingly good most of the way, with a few intervals of horrible loose gravel, and the traffic was almost non-existent south of Cochrane and pretty light up until 40 km before Coyhaique (where we joined the Balmaceda Airport-Coyhaique road).  The views of glaciers, waterfalls, lakes, fjords, forests, mountain peaks and spectacular rivers were pretty hard to beat, and (for me) were the highlight of the ride.  Some of our campsites were outstanding, and (despite the prevalence of barbed wire estancia fences) wild campsites were relatively easy to find.  Despite episodes of heavy rain, cold and wind, this part of the Carretera more than lived up to expectations. 

The next blog post will cover the northern half of the Carretera Austral, another wonderful 9 days of riding to Chaiten and 4 more mixed days across the island of Chiloe.  Thanks for reading all the way to the end of this tome!







Monday, January 18, 2016

Blowing in the Wind--Ushuaia to El Chalten (November-December 2015)

Gaucho horse-riding skills start young!
After the excitement of Antarctica, it took us a few days to get going on the next stage of our travels, cycling through Patagonia.  November 14th was spent walking around Ushuaia (running into a gaucho parade en route), napping and having beers with fellow passengers.  On November 15th we got up from our first night of deep, deep sleep in three weeks and headed out of Ushuaia to walk in Tierra del Fuego National Park.  Like everything in Ushuaia, it’s overpriced (300 pesos for a return bus ticket to go 12 km?  230 pesos admission?) but we had gotten back an extra US$50 that we weren’t expecting in our Antarctic refund and decided that it was mad money that needed to be spent.
On the shore of the Beagle Channel, Tierra del Fuego National Park

It was mad money well spent.  We walked for four hours along the shore of the Beagle Channel and then inland to Lago Roca, spotting birds and savouring wonderful views over beaches and distant mountains.  The dense beech forests were dark and mysterious, draped in old man’s beard moss and sporting bright orange spherical fungi.  Steamer ducks and upland geese bobbed offshore in the crystalline waters.  
Flightless steamer ducks, TdF National Park
Most of all it was such a relief to walk after three weeks of being cooped up on the ship.  I was enormously relieved that three weeks of doing my stretching exercises on board meant that my sciatica was almost completely gone and I could swing my left leg freely without pain, striding rather than hobbling along.
Ashy-headed geese, TdF National Park
The next day we dragged ourselves down to the bus stop at an ungodly early hour for the long bus ride to Punta Arenas.  We were almost 13 hours on the road, partly because it took absolutely forever to cross the Argentina-Chile border, partly because the ripio (gravel) sections of the road were awful, and partly because it’s a long, long way from Ushuaia to anywhere.  The scenery, once we’d gotten over the coastal mountains, is a monotonous plain, part of the Patagonian steppe.  We amused ourselves looking for guanacos and rheas amidst the endless cattle estancias.  On the ferry across the Straits of Magellan, Terri spotted Magellanic penguins swimming beside the boat, probably the highlight of the day.  At 7 pm we staggered off the bus and made it to our hotel and were reunited with our bicycles, which we had mailed to the hotel from Switzerland.  It was a brilliant solution for getting the bikes to South America, but we hadn’t reckoned with Chilean customs, who charged us US$300 in customs duties to bring the bikes into the country.

After a very, very, very windy day in Punta Arenas, we decided that we could do without the hassle of cycling north to Puerto Natales through incessant headwinds and bought bus tickets for the next 240 km stretch.  We made it to our hotel, booked ahead of time on Booking.com, and checked into one of the most disastrously shambolic hotels I had stayed in for a long time.  We nearly died of exposure in our room, and we stored our bicycles in a backyard that compared unfavourably with a junkyard.  It was a relief to get on the bikes the next morning (November 19th), buy some groceries and start pedalling north towards Torres del Paine, finally underway on our cycling tour.

The centrepiece of our cycling was planned to be the Carretera Austral, but to reach the southern end of the Carretera, we needed to get to El Chalten, Argentina, and on the way we would stop off at the tourist hotspots of Torres del Paine and El Calafate to do some hiking and take in the breathtaking scenery.  I had been to these three spots back in 2000, but it was all a first for Terri and I was keen to revisit places I had loved the first time around.  We rode north out of town under grey skies and into a very cold headwind.  After 15 long kilometres, we turned west off the main road towards the Cave of the Milodon and a back road into the southern part of Torres del Paine park.  It was slow going with the wind and a bit of a rollercoaster road, and Terri in particular found it a shock to the system.  We passed by the Cave of the Milodon without going inside (it’s the site of an important natural history find, but the present-day site looks pretty Disneyfied), the pavement turned to rough gravel (slowing progress yet further) and we ended up camping in a farmer’s field beside a beautiful stream, still 40 km south of the park gates.
Paine Massif seen from Lago Serrano
The next day we set off early and passed by a couple of pretty lakes.  The weather was changing for the better in terms of sunshine, but we still faced substantial headwinds.  Along the road we spotted lots of birds and started to catch glimpses of the Paine Massif ahead, still sticking up into clouds.  A car which stopped to talk to us contained Ursula and Michael, a German couple living on a sailboat in the South Pacific; we chatted to them, and continued to run into them over the next few days.  Terri was taken with the idea of sailing in Polynesia:  travelling somewhere substantially warmer, and not having to sweat up short, steep gravel hills.  By mid-afternoon we had entered the national park, paid the eye-watering entrance fee and turned off for a late luncheon feast at Serrano campground.  We put up the tent behind a well-built wind shelter and went for a walk to enjoy the wonderful riverside scenery, birdlife and perfect views of the now-cloudless Paine Massif.  Seen from a distance, these mountains are a study in beautiful contrasts:  the rugged ice-rimed top of Paine Grande on the left, the two-toned rock faces of Los Cuernos in the middle, dark and chunky Almirante Nieto on the right with the polished steep spires of Las Torres just peeking up from behind. 
Terri riding towards the Paine Massif from Lago Serrano

After a night of well-earned sleep, we awoke to clear skies and more postcard-perfect views of the mountains and then cycled off through the park towards the main gate at Laguna Amarga.  A searching wind was raking the plains and stirring up dust clouds on the gravel roads.  It was mostly at our backs, but when it was even slightly from the side, it buffeted us mercilessly and made it hard to steer or even to stay on the road.  We rode past a series of lakes and rivers, each with great views over the water towards the mountains.  Guanacos dotted the landscape, and grebes, coots, upland geese, cascaroba swans and flamingoes glinted in the waters, while condors circled effortlessly overhead.  Terri found the combination of the wind and the relentless steep hills too much to take, with most of the hills done on foot and pushing her bike.  After making it to a lookout over Lago Sarmiento and its shoreline of microbe-built stromatolites, she thumbed down a lift with a pickup truck the last 12 km to Laguna Amarga.  Ironically, the road afterwards was largely level and downhill.  
Flamingoes in one of the tiny lakes in Torres del Paine National Park

At the park gate we watched the obligatory park rules video and rejoined the world of mass tourism as the main road from Puerto Natales came in from the other direction.  Casey, a very friendly woman from New Orleans who works for the park service, offered to take care of our bikes and excess luggage in the staff quarters, and we gratefully accepted, repacking our trekking gear and food into our backpacks as we chatted with Ursula and Michael.  We caught a bus the 7 km to the Las Torres campsite, put up our tents and slept soundly, excited to be setting off on foot the next morning.

Guanaco regards us quizzically
We awoke at 7:30 to a chorus of birdsong and intermittent cloud.  The early wakeup was wasted when I had the worst series of issues with my MSR XGK stove since the dark days of my 1998 Tibet trip.  It kept clogging incessantly, no matter how much I cleaned it.  We didn’t leave until almost 11 o’clock.  On the bright side, though, Terri went off to the local shop outside a fancy lodge just down the road and ran into Kurt and Liz, our friends from the MV Ushuaia who had been trekking in El Chalten and El Calafate while we were riding our bikes.  I did my morning stretching exercises against sciatica and was pleased to find that I could touch my toes for the first time since August. 
On the way up to the Base de los Torres
The walk that day, up the valley towards Las Torres del Paine (the actual rock spires after which the entire park is named) was wonderful.  The clouds burned off and gave us great Kodachrome colours on the lakes, rivers, flowers, trees and (especially) the mountains.  
Someone knows where the real danger lies!
After two hours of grunt work to get up a steep initial slope, the walk up the valley to a snack break at Refugio Chileno and further along to the free campsite at Base de los Torres was relatively flat and effortless, with great views of waterfalls.  We put up our tent, had lunch and then headed up to the mirador (lookout) for late afternoon views of Las Torres.  It was a steep 50-minute climb, but as we were only carrying daypacks, it was easier than the morning’s walk.  Las Torres were just as amazing as I remembered them from almost 16 years earlier, architecturally perfect granite spires rising sheer from a vestigial glacier.  We took photos, toasted the scene with some Singleton’s single malt and sat there absorbing the beauty.  
Las Torres in late-afternoon light
Even though there were lots of people up there, there was enough space to spread out and avoid feeling crowded.  We were in a great mood as we strolled back downhill to our tent and cooked up pasta in an overcrowded cooking shelter; Torres’ campsites have not coped well with the huge explosion in visitor numbers over the past decade.

Detail from the lake beneath Las Torres 
The next morning we set an alarm for 4 am and headed off at 4:30 for sunrise back at the mirador.  It was a cloudless morning, and we were optimistic about catching the perfect red early morning light on the towers.  We brought along our sleeping bags and warm clothing, and as we lay on the cold rocks waiting for the light show to begin, we were glad for every last bit of insulation.  Around us a hundred or more people sat or lay in small groups, cameras at the ready.  Sadly, although there were no clouds visible, the sun rose through a bank of thin cloud on the horizon, meaning that there was no direct sunlight and hence no magical red blush on the rock.  We were glad that we had gotten at least some good light the afternoon before, and the pictures of Las Torres that morning weren’t bad; they just weren’t perfect.
Subdued morning light on Las Torres
We descended back to camp and the sorry saga of my MSR stove continued.  After years of stalwart service, everything seemed to be going wrong at once.  This time the culprit was the fuel pump, whose flimsy rubber pump cup suddenly popped off, tearing the rubber and rendering it useless.  Without a means of pressurizing the gasoline in the fuel bottle, the stove didn’t work.  I was severely disappointed, especially as it was a new fuel pump, purchased back in late August in the Pyrenees, and shouldn’t have been dying such a young death.  We borrowed a stove from the camp warden to finish cooking a huge breakfast of bacon, roesti (hash browns) and eggs, and packed up our gear trying to figure out how to deal with a non-functional stove.  Just as I was finishing drying the dishes, I looked behind the warden’s hut and there, lying on a table, apparently abandoned, was an MSR fuel pump.  I picked it up and tried it; it seemed to work.  I asked the warden if it was his, and he said that a tourist had left it behind by mistake a week or two before, and that I was welcome to take it.  This was little short of miraculous, as very few tourists in Torres seem to use MSR stoves, and for the one part I needed to appear suddenly at the exact moment that I needed it was very fortunate.  We set off at 11, chatting with a Swiss-Canadian cycle touring couple as we retraced our steps to Refugio Chileno and then back to the main valley.  We had a long march in front of us, and so we pushed on as far as we could before hunger drove us off the main trail to a small lake where we ate watching geese, ducks and a friendly, fearless plumbeous rail cavorting in the water while we soaked our sore feet.
Fearless plumbeous rail

The rest of the walk was equally pretty, along the north shore of Lago Nordenskjold, although the winds scouring the lake surface blew harder and harder and had freshened into a raging gale by the time we finally reached the chaotic Cuernos Campsite.  As mentioned above, the national park hasn’t dealt well with increasing visitor numbers, and there were not nearly enough possible places to pitch a tent to accommodate all the trekkers arriving.  Terri and I scored what was probably the very last available tent site; other late arrivals had to keep on walking towards the next campsite in the dusk.  We cooked up macaroni and cheese and slept well, sheltered from the raging winds by the dense bush all around the tent.  The new fuel pump worked like a charm, and the fuel clogging situation seemed to be a thing of the past as well.

Terri, experienced in dealing with overcrowded tourist situations after years in the Swiss Alps, decided that we should get up and roll the next morning to make sure we got a tent site at Campamento Italiano the next day.  We set an alarm for 7:30 and were walking before 9 am, having breakfasted on crackers and leftover mac and cheese.  Two hours of death marching along Lago Nordenskjold, 
Waterfalls falling upwards in crazy winds
watching the wind shred the lake surface and make waterfalls fall upwards, and creating small waterspouts over the lake, and we were at Campamento Italiano before anyone else from our campsite had arrived.  
Female magellanic woodpecker
We had even found time along the way to stop and watch a female Magellanic woodpecker working over a dead tree for grubs, completely unconcerned at our presence.  We cooked up another big feed of roesti and eggs and bacon and then headed up the Valle Frances relatively late, at 2 o’clock, towards the base of Las Cuernos.  Hundreds of tourists were headed the other way, having set off from Italiano early in the morning, and we were among the very few headed uphill so late.  The views of the Cuernos, of Las Torres just appearing over the ridge behind, and (on our left) the huge hanging seracs of Paine Grande were amazing (and actively falling over with tremendous sound effects), and even though we didn’t have time to make it all the way back to the top of the valley (Campamento Ingles), we returned to camp very happy with the exercise and the views.
Terri and Lago Grey
Our last day of hiking, November 25th, was a repeat of the previous one in that we awoke early, had a frugal breakfast of cold-soaked oats and then hit the road by 8:30. We had more sunshine and the wind had dropped, so it was perfect for view and for hiking.  
Ubiquitous flower throughout Torres del Paine
Much of the hike led through a burnt-out section of forest, eerily lifeless other than a few of the ubiquitous rufous-collared sparrows that dominate the landscape.  We made it to Paine Grande campsite, a big open space beside Lago Pehoe, by 11 o’clock and had our pick of tent sites, choosing one well sheltered from any possible winds.  We cooked up a bean stew for lunch, chatting with an Israeli family, and set off for a day hike by 2 o’clock up towards Grey Glacier.  We had set off too late in the day, and although we had wonderful views of the icebergs floating in Lago Grey, and back over the southern part of the park, we didn’t get far enough along the trail to see the calving face of Grey Glacier.  We did have fantastic views of the impressive summit of Paine Grande and spent time watching soaring condors who were nesting high on inaccessible cliffs, and the general feeling of walking through such a pretty, well-kept landscape was absolutely perfect.  We returned, cooked up yet more roesti, this time with bacon and a cheese and onion omelette, and then turned in early after watching the sunset light play on the towering faces of Los Cuernos.
Paine Grande's ice-rimed summit
November 26th found us on the catamaran across Lago Pehoe back to the main road.  We got to the other side only to find that there were no buses back to Laguna Amarga for another 3 hours, so we walked to the road and stuck out our thumbs.  One of the first vehicles to pass stopped and an ebullient Polish-American guy, a larger-than-life character named Jan, had one of his passengers move up front to sit on her husband’s lap so that he could shoehorn us into the back seat with our backpacks.  It was a tight squeeze, but Jan’s tall tales of Latin American adventures kept our minds off the discomfort and the terror-inducing driving, and we were soon back at our bikes.  We re-packed and I pedalled off back towards Las Torres campsite while Terri got on a bus back to Puerto Natales, laden with excess baggage weight that she was determined to mail back in an effort to make her bicycle more manageable on steep hills.

I had a deliciously lazy day off the bike the next day, birdwatching, juggling, playing guitar, reading, napping and generally relaxing while Terri bought more groceries, mailed home everything non-essential and caught the afternoon bus back to Torres from Puerto Natales.  We cooked up steaks (fresh from Puerto Natales) and drank wine, ready to hit the road again the next day.  We had both thoroughly enjoyed the magical landscape of Torres del Paine, even if the overcrowding and overpricing did get a bit much at times.  It would be nice if the considerable income stream that CONAF, the government agency administering the park, were reinvested into the park infrastructure in a more visible way, rather than being treated as a cash cow.

Run, rhea, run!
November 27th found us ready to ride.  We cooked up oatmeal and a big omelette, then Terri caught the bus back to Laguna Amarga at 9 while I rode my bike.  By 10 am Terri had her bike out of Casey’s storage and had repacked her noticeably more slender panniers.  We rode off into a brisk headwind along dirt roads featuring Terri’s favourite, short steep hills.  The scenery was magnificent, with clear skies and lots of wildlife to see:  rheas darting across the grasslands and the road, and lots of guanacos grazing beside the road.  Condors wheeled lazily overhead, and pintails swam in small ponds in the depressions in prairie. After a while the road turned just enough to turn the wind into a tailwind, the hills flattened out and we left the national park boundaries.  We eventually hit the asphalt of a main road and cycled through a howling crosswind to the tiny village of Cerro Castillo where, after thinking about camping, we opted to sleep indoors out of the maddening gale.  One of our fellow guests, Phil, an Englishman on a motorcycle, came out to dinner with us and we swapped travellers’ tales of life on the road.
Phil, taking the slightly easier way through the Patagonian steppe

The next morning the wind had freshened even further.  We checked out of Chile efficiently, then bumped seven agonizing kilometres along a terrible gravel road to the Argentinian border post, where we stood in line for an hour behind 2 dozen silver-haired German and Swiss couples driving their own campers.  Bored young border guards showed their petty bureaucratic power with passive aggressive tactics.  To keep Terri from completely losing her patience, I kept her sedated with BBC podcasts on the iPod.  Eventually we were released and fought our way through the never-ending crosswind over the potholed gravel until we eventually reached the fabled RN 40, La Cuarenta, the road that runs from southernmost Patagonia to the northernmost point in Argentina along the base of the Andes.  It used to be all gravel, but now almost all of it has been paved, including our section.  We turned left gratefully and rolled effortlessly over asphalt with the wind now at our backs.  We made easy progress except on one huge uphill.  

On the downhill, we met three French cyclists, Axel, Letitia and Eva, who had started in Colombia and had been fighting the headwind all day.  They looked tired, cold and fed up with the wind.  From them we learned of a few good shelter options ahead, including the one we finally ended up at, the road maintenance compound at Tapi Aike.  The new paved RN 40 takes a huge detour east to La Esperanza here, but the old gravel road still runs directly north.  
Terri and I with Daniel at Tapi Aike
Daniel, the friendly man running the maintenance compound, put us up in one of the trailer dormitories used to house workers in the winter snow-clearing season, and let us cook in the big kitchen.  We were relieved to be indoors away from the maddening wind, and cooked up a small feast on the stove.  Another cyclist, Ralf, rolled up after us and also stayed in a neighbouring room.  Daniel showed us a series of photos of him with the various cyclists who have stayed with him over the past couple of years, and we added to the roll.  We were rocked to sleep by the wind buffeting our trailer.

Ralf at Tapi Aike
The next morning the wind was fiercer than ever.  After cooking up a hearty breakfast, Ralf left first and we followed.  It was a strange day of cycling, as the wind, now blowing at near gale force, was right at our backs for most of the day.  We just had to point the wheels forward and hold on to race across the pampas at 30 km/h, using the brakes to stay under some sort of control.  It was exhilarating but also dangerous, as occasional gusts from the side could blow us right off the road, or into huge potholes.  Terri took a spill partway through the day and her knee still bears the scars.  I made it all the way to the end of the ripio, 55 km, before I took a tremendous crash, being blown off the road into soft gravel, having my front wheel stop and somersaulting over the handlebars at 30 km/h.  I tucked my head and shoulders down, rolled over my back and landed on my feet, completely unscathed but rather shaken.  
Terri being blown across Patagonia's ripio

We found ourselves standing on the paved version of the RN 40, outside another road maintenance station, with the wind now fully in our faces.  Terri was in despair, as cycling into the headwind seemed completely out of the question.  I had to agree and, although we knocked on the door of the road maintenance place, nobody seemed to be home.  We stood with our bikes beside the road, trying to thumb a lift to El Calafate, and after two hours of futility, we decided to stash the bikes out of sight behind the station and go into town more lightly laden.  Eventually a bus driver returning from a maintenance run with an empty bus picked us up and took us to the tourist hot spot of El Calafate, where we put up our tent in a campground, ate a huge meal and ran into Ralf, who had battled his way through the headwinds until finally the road direction changed enough to cycle.  We felt slightly wimpy.

Armadillo running away rapidly
The next day we decided to avoid the winds by renting a car to transport ourselves and our bikes to El Chalten.  We got the car at typically elevated Argentinian tourist prices and started off with a drive out to Perito Moreno Glacier.  
Perito Moreno glaciar
It’s a spectacular spot, with a huge, wide glacier tumbling down off the Campo de Hielo Sur and almost cutting the long, narrow arm of Lago Argentino in two.  It was a hot, almost windless day (ironically; it would have been a great day to cycle) and we sat in the sun watching the glacier and hoping to see it calve off a huge iceberg.  In fact the glacier makes a lot of noise, but only seems to spit out frequent smallish pieces rather than occasional huge bergs.  There are a lot of tourists visiting this spot, but the Argentinians seem to have mastered the art of spacing them out with kilometres of metal walkways and viewing platforms so that the crowds don’t become overwhelming. 
Perito Moreno glacier pouring down off the continental ice cap
We drove back to El Calafate, then another 85 km out to pick up our stashed bikes, back almost to El Calafate and then north along the beautiful Los Leones river to Lago Viedma and then west to tiny El Chalten.  We had cloudless skies all day and had amazing views of Cerro Fitzroy and Cerro Torre standing out against the skyline.  We found a place in El Relincho campsite, a very laid-back and hippie-esque spot, ate and then slept the sleep of the dead.
Terri overjoyed to be in a car instead of on her bike

In the morning, I drove all the way back to El Calafate to return the car, then wandered around El Calafate looking for guitar strings, groceries and lunch; all three missions were successful.  El Calafate is the hometown of now-former President Christina Fernandez de Kirchner and her late husband and predecessor Nestor Kirchner, and a big billboard on the outskirts of town read “Welcome home, Ms. President!”  El Calafate has boomed under the Kirchners’ patronage, with a new airport, big hotel developments and a huge increase in population.  In the October/November presidential elections, Santa Cruz province, in which El Calafate is located, voted strongly for her preferred candidate Scioli; he ended up losing a close race to Macri, the new president, who opposed Kirchner’s populist and ineffective economic policies.  On a few signs and walls around town, I saw “CFK Fuera” (CFK, her initials, “out!”) but this seemed to be a minority position.  I finally caught a bus back to El Chalten, chatting with an American/Swedish couple I had met in Torres del Paine.
Cerro Torre looking very vertical
Meadowlark in El Chalten
Our four days off the bike in El Chalten were wonderful for Terri and me.  We had perfect weather, with hardly a breath of wind, barely a cloud in the sky, epic views of the mountains and lots of great hiking.  We stayed in town and did day hikes up to the base of Cerro Fitzroy and Cerro Torre, although the free campsites up in the mountains looked like great places to stay as well.  We saw lots of birdlife, including our long-sought-after 
Male Magellanic woodpecker
male Magellanic woodpecker (huge, with an all-red head and a Dr. Seuss-like tuft atop his head) as well as the secretive huet-huet.  We cooked up huge meals, including roast beef and luscious steaks, and had late-afternoon beers every afternoon at a local brewpub.  The town reminded me a lot of Jasper, Alberta, where my sister lives:  a small tourist town at the foot of great mountains, inside a national park and much less touristed than its better-known neighbour down the road (El Calafate in this case, Banff in the case of Jasper).  

At the foot of Cerro Fitzroy
I loved the vibe of the town, and I could see why a number of gringos have moved there for the summer season over the years to climb, mountain bike, ride horses or just enjoy the hiking.  We also enjoyed the interactions with our fellow travellers, many of whom we would see again along the Patagonian tourist trail.  El Chalten and its wonderfully preserved surroundings, so much less touristed than Torres del Paine but so similar in terms of wildlife and sheer rock faces, were definitely the highlight of our Patagonian swing.

Terri at the brewpub after another great day of hiking

Finally, having bought (expensive) tickets on the two ferries headed towards Villa O’Higgins, we were ready to roll out of Argentinian Patagonia and off onto the first stage of the Carretera Austral.  We had had amazing views, great wildlife, wonderful hiking and a mix of good and not-so-good cycling to get this far.  Now it was time to get to the main course:  the legendary Carreterra Austral!

Majestic Fitzroy