Monday, August 5, 2013

Iceland Cycling--The North and the Interior

Frankfurt Airport, August 5th

I managed to write this blog post last week, but only got a chance to upload it today, after a great week more or less unplugged in the mountains of Jasper National Park.  Now I'm off to ride the classic cols of the French Alps, starting tomorrow.  I can't wait for another bike trip, since I had so much fun on the Iceland ride.  Here's what I wrote last week.

On the train from Edmonton to Jasper, July 26

The countryside of the plains of Alberta are sliding by at a frustrating pace after a three-hour delay in departure.  I love the imposed simplicity of being on a train, as it provides few excuses for not reading or writing.  With any luck I will be able to complete this post about the second part of my Iceland trip before we pull into Jasper, and my writing conscience will be clear for a week or two.

It’s been almost a month since I returned from Iceland, and some of the immediacy of my recollections has faded.  This is why I try to keep a decent journal and take lots of photos; re-reading the journal while flipping through the pictures helps organize my memories and stirs up forgotten details from the murky waters of a middle-aged brain.  So, with the aid of these two invaluable crutches, one visual and one written, here goes my best attempt to summarize my impressions of the post-Westfjords part of our cycle trip.

Arriving in Akureyri reminded me of two of the reasons I usually prefer to cycle rather than hop onto and off public transport:  unsociable hours and equipment damage.  We arrived at nearly midnight bleary-eyed and with our brains not working very clearly.  I was probably a bit grumpy with Terri as we put together our bikes, loaded them up and cycled a couple of steep kilometres to the municipal campground.  On the way I found that my cycling computer had stopped working, presumably because the cable leading from the front wheel had gotten snagged on something and pulled.  The campground, once we arrived, was sub-par by Icelandic standards and lacked any sort of shade or wind shelter.  We went to sleep in the twilight of 1 am and woke up to blazing sunshine and howling winds.

Our  evening ritual in camp:  a peg of Scotch
It was one of those days that starts off promisingly and peters out into petty frustrations.  We wandered across the street to the city swimming pool, one of Iceland’s finest.  All of Akureyri seemed to be there soaking up the sun and the warmth of the various hot pots.  Terri’s favourite was the shallow solarium pool, while I found the steam bath and the hottest pool to be just what my tired body wanted.  After a post-bathing hot dog, we went back to the campground to pack up and start riding towards the whale-watching centre of Husavik.  It was then that we discovered that Terri’s bike had fallen over and somehow torn loose the connection between her brake lever and the hydraulic brake housing.  I’ve never had hydraulic brakes on my bikes, in part because of they have always seemed more prone to damage and harder to fix than cable brakes.  I tried my best to fiddle the offending tiny metal ball back into place, but it seemed to require a specialized pair of calipers that I didn’t have.  Terri had the campground receptionist make a few phone calls and we got the address of a bike shop on the outskirts of town.

En route, we passed another bicycle shop which promised to try to fix the issue.  I was looking for a spare cable for my computer and left Terri there while I went off in search of the distant shop.  There were no cables to be had there, but I found the cheapest cycling computer in stock, installed it and cycled back to Terri.  As I set off, I discovered that now my new computer wasn’t working at all, but my old faithful Cat Eye had come back to life, presumably because I had moved the cable in the process of installing the new computer.  Back at the first shop, I found that the mechanic had come back from lunch but didn’t have the fancy calipers either.  Wincing at the loss of an hour, Terri and I cycled back to the distant shop where the mechanic didn’t have the calipers either, and had never repaired hydraulic brakes before.  Luckily, however, he did know where he could find the necessary tools, and by the time we had finished a late lunch of hot lamb subs and the inevitable French fries, Terri’s bike was ready to roll, its brake handles protected by lengths of tape to prevent them being hyperextended in the future. 

It was almost 5 pm by this time, and our prospects of making much progress seemed slim, especially with a strong north wind threatening us with headwinds all the way out of town.  We headed up the shore of the fjord, riding single file to try to minimize the effects of the howling gale.  Dozens of tour buses passed us, ferrying passengers from the cruise liner that dominated Akureyri harbour back to the ship after a day trip to lake Myvatn.  Iceland is not a very populous country, with only 320,000 inhabitants, and in the height of tourist season its main attractions groan under the weight of mass tourism.  The new Lonely Planet has apparently voted the Akureyri the must-see part of the country, and it certainly seemed to be enormously popular, with hundreds of tourist rental cars jostling for space on the Ring Road with the huge tour buses.  I found myself pining for the peace and deserted dirt roads of the Westfjords.  Eventually we turned inland, climbed a small pass between snow-capped peaks and picked up a tailwind for the descent.  A riverbank provided a perfect campsite, and we slept well, lulled to sleep by the sound of rushing water.

Lovely riverside campsite
The next morning started under grey skies and spitting rain with bacon and soft-boiled eggs followed by a tedious search for my cycling computer, which had gotten wrapped up in the tent while we were packing up.  It took forever to get going, but once we did, a memorable tailwind blew us the first 17 kilometres of the day through a lovely landscape of sheep farms and high peaks.  When we turned north towards Husavik and off the Ring Road, however, the same wind opposed our progress and made for a slow, tedious and cold ride to Husavik, past an enormous landscape that had buried the highway a few weeks previously.  Lunch, sandwiches consumed in the shelter of a roadside dumpster, didn’t lift our spirits appreciably.  By the time we got to Husavik, we were crawling at barely 10 km/h and both feeling pretty cold and tired.  With more rain in the offing, we splashed out for a room in a guest house at a hefty 8000 kronur (US$ 70).  It was a good move, as it ended up raining most of the night.  After a day of hard riding, we splashed out again on fish and chips in the local grill and were asleep early.

Thar she blows!
Everybody who ever goes whale watching takes a photo like this
We awoke to grey skies again and headed out for Terri’s early birthday present, a whale-watching cruise on one of North Sailing’s restored wooden schooners.  The entire town of Husavik seems to run on whale watching, and unlike southern Iceland, no whaling is permitted in the area, as the whales are worth far more alive than dead.  The boat had 30 or so tourists aboard, and it was one of over a dozen departures that day at 70 euros a head, giving a feel for the economic effect of whale watching on this small town.  Our first stop was at Lundey (Puffin) Island, home to hundreds of thousands of these comical birds.  We cruised through shoals of puffins and had a good laugh at their awkward attempts to take off and fly, many of which ended with an ignominious tail-first splashdown.  Underwater, however, puffins acquire the speed and grace of dolphins, so we forgave them their albatross-like takeoffs and landings.

Happy after the whale watching
After a cruise around the island, admiring the dense network of burrows that turned the grassy slopes into puffin-filled Swiss cheese, we headed west to where other boats had reported whales that day.  It was a spectacular show, with five or six humpbacks feeding right around our boat, sometimes passing directly beneath us, sometimes lunging almost entirely out of the water in pursuit of krill.  The rivers flowing into the bay are very rich in nutrients from volcanic lake Myvatn, and this supports a great density of krill and plankton, humpback whales’ favourite food.  There were three or four smaller minke whales present as well, along with hundreds of seabirds and some white-beaked porpoises in the distance.  For much of the time we spent with the whales it was hard to decide which direction to look, as whales were popping up everywhere.  It was a spectacular show, and we headed back to town at the end of a four-hour cruise satisfied with the glimpse of the great sea mammals.  Terri was more than pleased with her birthday present!

Eurasian golden plover in the highlands near Myvatn
We had a quick lunch at the harbour, then pedalled off towards Myvatn.  We knew we weren’t going to make it all the way, so we stopped off after 20 kilometres of headwinds for a long soak in a tiny roadside hot pot where we were the only patrons.  Across the road an enterprising farmer was using geothermal heat to run a series of greenhouses.  We rode until the road turned unexpectedly to gravel and climbed up onto moorland.  Terri had had enough of steep dirt roads, so we camped beside the road in a rather desolate, waterless spot, glad that we had carried cooking water up from the last stream we had crossed.

Myvatn Midnight
June 22nd found us riding up and down a moorland roller coaster of rough dirt roads until suddenly we dropped down onto pavement and, only an hour and a half after setting out, we rolled into the tourist epicentre of Myvatn and into clouds of its most infamous denizens, the mosquitoes, midges and blackflies that swarm In Biblical proportions around the lake.  We both had bug nets and wore them for most of the next two days to maintain our sanity.  Unlike Canadian blackflies, however, these bugs were annoying without actually biting very often.  We put up our tent in a busy, expensive campground (1500 kronur per person), then went for a long walk around the volcanic landscape that has made Myvatn famous.

Horned Grebe at Myvatn
Iceland lies directly atop the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, where new basaltic oceanic crust is constantly being extruded to push Europe and North America further apart, and Myvatn is right where this volcanic activity is most prevalent.  It is full of geothermal heat and has frequent volcanic eruptions that spread lava all over the surrounding plains.  We hiked through a landscape of weirdly shaped lava that splashed around during fire-fountaining eruptions in the past to a small cinder cone that last erupted a couple of thousand years ago.  We walked through a series of collapsed magma chambers and a couple of lava arches back to the road and then trudged back along the busy main road, unable to thumb a lift from anyone. 

The latest line in bug-net fashion
That night we took advantage of having a cook tent with a big stove and good frying pans to try some of the local lamb chops.  Terri, as a good Kiwi, is a big fan of lamb, as am I, and the meat was one of the very few food items in the supermarket that wasn’t grossly overpriced.  We dined well on lamb chops garnished with caramelized onions, potatoes and actual vegetables, and then sat out admiring the peaceful lake and its reflections of the barely-set midnight sun.

Myvatn pseudocraters
June 23rd, Terri’s actual birthday, might well have been the most enjoyable day of cycling of the entire summer.  We awoke later than usual, sleeping in until nearly 9 am.  A leisurely breakfast of bacon and eggs followed, with the sky clearing up in the meantime to brilliant sunshine.  We stopped in at the supermarket and the tourist office, where the weather forecast looked dire for Wednesday and Thursday, with southerly gales predicted.  Terri decided then and there that she would skip a couple of days of cycling across the interior in favour of a bus ride and a couple of leisurely days of hiking while she waited for me.  Outside the office we ran into a Canadian couple, Jan and Paul, on nifty collapsing Rodriguez touring bikes.  They were at the start of a15-month world tour, so we swapped information and ideas, before we finally rode off just after noon.  The south side of Lake Myvatn was very pretty, with huge numbers of ducks, including the ornithological signature species of the area, Barrow’s goldeneye, along with lots of well-groomed horses and lovely volcanic scenery.  The pseudocraters in the southeast corner of the lake, formed when a volcano erupted under an icecap, attracted another cruise liner’s worth of tourists, but the landscape was pretty enough that we could forgive them.  Cycling away from the lake was a pure pleasure, not least because the persistent insects finally left us alone and we were able to shed our bug nets.  We passed another smaller lake, Masvatn, with tremendous views across the water to the distant snow-capped thousand-metre peaks beyond.  We climbed over another stretch of highland before plummeting down to the spectacular waterfall at Gothifoss where an Icelandic leader had symbolized the country’s bitterly contested decision to adopt Christianity by tossing his household gods into the falls on his way home from the climactic session of parliament.  Another hour found us at a school-turned-summer hotel with the inevitable hot pot in which we wallowed until a tour bus of German tourists descended upon us.  We rode through perfect early evening light to a riverside campsite not far from where we had been four nights earlier, cooked dinner, toasted Terri’s birthday with Ardbeg whisky and went to sleep after a wonderful day.
Terri crossing yet another pass across the moorlands

Gothafoss, the Falls of the Gods
June 24th was a red-letter day for me in terms of speed and distance.  We awoke late again and our departure was delayed by another half-hour search by me, this time for my Swiss Army knife.  For once we had a strong tailwind, and we flew along back towards Akureyri at a tremendous clip, especially once we had descended to the shore of the fjord.  We found ourselves averaging 30 km/h as we approached the head of the fjord, then suddenly slowing to 13 km/h as we turned back into the wind.  In Akureyri we got Terri squared away for the following day’s bus, installed her in the youth hostel, bought groceries and then had a late, leisurely lunch. 

Not until 3:50 did I ride off towards Varmahlith on my own, arranging that I would meet up with Terri in three days’ time at the highland hot springs of Kerlingarfjoll.  I had 125 kilometres of the Ring Road to go until I turned south onto the dirt road of the Kjolur route, and I was keen to eat up as many of them as  possible that day.  Little did I know that once I had struggled 10 kilometres through a headwind that I would regain the howling tailwinds of the morning.  I raced along for three hours at over 25 km/h, even though I was climbing steadily into the mountains.  Only once I had crossed a 500 metre pass did the winds reverse, and I found myself in the strange situation of going more slowly downhill than I had gone uphill.  Eventually I found a rare piece of unfenced land beside the river that wasn’t completely coated in goose droppings, put up the tent and slept soundly, having done 107 kilometres (the biggest daily total of the entire trip) without too much effort.

The next morning my plans for an early getaway were foiled by my first flat tire of the trip.  As I finished replacing it, I saw a van containing only Terri, her bicycle and the driver stop beside my tent.  She was the only passenger that day and had convinced the driver to stop to say hi.  As they sped off, I set off into the renewed tailwind at a good clip, covering the 18 kilometres into Varmahlith in only 45 minutes.  There progress came to a crashing halt as I wrestled with the annoying credit-card-only gas pump that refused to sell me only half a litre of gasoline (eventually one of the clerks took pity on me and showed me the trick) and then ground uphill into a big headwind that would last for days.  The Kjolur route started off quite pretty, with prosperous-looking sheep and horse farms in a deeply incised valley.  The road climbed steeply to the top of a plateau, past a hydroelectric plant that provided 10% of the country’s electricity, then undulated over a steadily deteriorating dirt surface through unremarkable moorland.  There was no drinkable surface water anywhere, something I hadn’t suspected from the map, so I was pretty dry in the throat by the time I found shelter for the night at a little oasis called Afangi.  The wind had freshened into a near gale over the course of the afternoon, so I was glad to soak in a tiny Jacuzzi, cook up my noodles and climb into my tent.

The wind slackened slightly during the night, but erupted with renewed fury in the morning, to the point that it was a major challenge knocking down the tent without it blowing all the way back to Akureyri.  The entire day was a miserable exercise in mind over matter as I rolled at little more than walking pace, each stroke of the pedals a major effort against a headwind that was probably a steady 70 or 80 km/h with even stronger gusts.  It reminded me, on a greatly reduced scale, of our windswept progress across the Aksai Chin plateau on our way to Tibet in 1998, even to the point of having my Cat Eye cycling computer definitively give up the ghost.  I had lunch in an emergency shelter beside the road, liberally grafittied inside by other cyclists sheltering from similar winds.  By 6:45 I managed to crawl, windburned but still standing, into the hot spring complex at Hveravellir.  There I found a message, a piece of cake and some bottles of soda sent from Terri via the bus driver for me.  I had been meant to make it to Kerlingarfjoll that evening, but the gale had prevented that.  I sent messages ahead as best I could via drivers heading that way, and settled in for a well-earned soak in the nicest hot springs of the trip, piping hot natural rock pools full of Slovak overlanders well provisioned with cold Pilsener Urquell.  Luckily, they shared!

On the Kjolur Route, after the wind had stopped howling
The next day, June 27th, was similar in the ferocity of the winds, but had an extra bonus of driving rain.  It was a tough, miserable day, but at least I managed to crawl the 38 kilometres to Kerlingarfjoll by 3:30, where I found Terri ensconsed in indoor luxury and concerned for my well-being in the ferocity of the storm.  We cooked up more lamb chops and turned in early; it was strange but extremely welcome to be sleeping indoors as the heavens opened again.  The scenery around Kerlingarfjoll was supposed to be spectacular, but all I saw was the inside of a raincloud.

Terri pushing up a hill near Kerlingarfjoll
June 28th found us sharing cycling stories and advice with two Canadian couples. Jan and Paul(whom we had met at Myvatn) had done a Terri and taken the bus through the storm as far as Kerlingarfjoll, while Sandy and Amy had ridden up from the south, propelled by a tailwind.  We cooked up a huge breakfast, helped Jan and Paul polish off their pancakes, and then cycled through the wind, much reduced but still in our faces.  The clouds had parted somewhat, giving great views of the two huge icecaps between which we were cycling.  A little café in the middle of nowhere provided a welcome break from the elements and some delicious cake, while one final climb and then we were descending out of the highlands, finally hitting pavement after 170 bone-jarring kilometres.  As we searched for a sheltered place to pitch the tent, we came across a completely unexpected emergency shelter which was spacious and clean inside and which could not have been a more welcome sight to two wind-swept travellers.  We spread out our Thermarests and sleeping bags, cooked on the concrete floor and slept like the dead, worn out by a day of battling Mother Nature.

Our emergency shelter, a welcome sight on a windy night
Our little home away from home in an emergency shelter
The last three days of the ride were almost an anticlimax after the rigours of the Kjolur route.  We had a short ride to the spectacular waterfall at Gulfoss.  The water plunged over two separate drops in a huge cloud of spray, and we managed to enjoy it before the parking lot completely filled with daytripping tour buses from Reykjavik.  We moved on to Geysir, where the tourist tide was in full flood, so we had lunch and a soak in a hot pot before moving across the road to see the geyser after which all others around the world are named.  Sadly the great Geysir no longer erupts, but nearby Strokkur goes off every few minutes, so we were able to satisfy my shutterbug instincts easily.  The rest of the area is full of steaming water, brilliant blue algal blooms and ominous warnings not to stray off the path.  We finally hit the road at 4:00, turned away from the heavy tourist traffic and rolled through a pretty, bucolic landscape until a river provided us with lovely camping and good birdwatching.

Stunning Gulfoss
June 30th saw us ride down to the southern branch of the Ring Road at the strangely unattractive town of Selfoss, passing an absolute epidemic of weekend cottages spread over the bleak volcanic landscape in some fairly strange spots.  In the distance loomed two of Iceland’s most famous volcanoes, the frequently erupting Hekla and  Eyjafjallajokull, the one that shut down European air travel back in 2010.  We rode down to the coast and explored the old houses of Eyrarbakki before wasting a couple of hours searching out an out-of-the-way bird sanctuary that was almost bereft of birds.  At least we got to see lots of elegant Icelandic horses up close along the way.  We turned up our noses at the municipal campground at Thorlakshofn, and after wallowing in their hot pot rode out to a fairly desolate campground beside the sea where it proved almost impossible to find flat ground for the tent, much to Terri’s dismay.

Beautiful Icelandic horses
July 1st, our last full day of riding, was a bit bleak, following a new paved road along the almost uninhabited south coast of the Reykjanes peninsula.  The two highlights of the ride were meeting a man with one arm cycling a recumbent tricycle at great speed the other way, and having a nap beside the road on a natural bed of soft lichen.  Pulling into the fishing port of Grindavik after a grey, uninspiring day we found by far the nicest campground in all of Iceland, with brand new state of the art cooking facilities, laundry machines and much-needed windbreaks.  We met a German couple in an overland Land Rover that we checked out, keeping in mind our plan to go around Africa in a similar machine in a few years’ time.  He is a doctor but designs bicycles in hisspare time; I got to try out one of his fat tire specials.  Terri and I cooked up another meat feast and slept well, knowing that we were almost finished the hard work.

After a prolonged brunch the next morning, we packed up and headed north, past the Blue Lagoon towards Keflavik.  We made surprisingly good time across the bleak lava plain despite a strong headwind, and then, sooner than we had anticipated, we were back in the expensive surroundings of the Motel Alex, where we took a little stand-alone chalet, boxed up our bicycles for the plane (the bike room, in our absence, had accumulated over 100 bike boxes waiting for their owners to return from their bike trips), cooked up our leftover food for lunch and had a princely fish and chips feast in (of all places) the local Thai restaurant. 

As we caught our ride to the airport the next morning, we reflected on the past three and a half weeks.  The scenery was good most of the time and spectacular at times, particularly in the W

estfjords.  The trip was expensive, even though we slept rough most of the time, but we had known that in advance.  The bird life was spectacular, the whale watching was a special treat, the hot pots made even the hardest days bearable, the locals we met seemed remarkably friendly given the tourist tsunami sweeping over their island, and the cycling was challenging.  I’m not sure I would go back to Iceland, having seen quite a bit of the island, but if I did I would concentrate on the north and east.  I thought the Kjolur track was perhaps a bit disappointing in terms of scenery, although the storm might have skewed my judgment.  To anyone contemplating riding Iceland, I would recommend spending as little time as possible on the very busy Ring Road (Highway 1) and as much time as possible on the small roads of the Westfjords and the northern peninsulas.

My next bike trip starts in a week, but this one will be a new experience for me, a lightweight trip on a racing bike through the legendary cols of the Alps that the Tour de France ride every year.  I’ll be sleeping indoors and carrying almost nothing other than lots of money.  It will be a great physical challenge and lots of fun, but I bet it will struggle to compete with Iceland for sheer adventure.  Already I’m planning next summer’s cycling/hiking trip to Madagascar:  I can’t wait!

Perfect timing; we’re pulling into Jasper as I type this.  I love it when I manage to meet an arbitrary self-imposed deadline!

Peace and Tailwinds

Monday, July 22, 2013

Riding through Iceland's lovely Westfjords

Thunder Bay, July 21, 2013

As heavy rains lash down outside, it’s a perfect day not to go for a bicycle ride and instead to try to summarize last month’s three and a half week bike trip around the amazing island of Iceland.  In order to make sure that this actually gets uploaded soon, I will divide up the trip into two sections:  the Westfjords, followed by the north, the central highlands and the south coast.  Today’s installment will be about what for me was the highlight of the trip, the lovely Westfjords.

Terri and I flew to Keflavik airport on Saturday, June 8.  We arrived to grey skies and a cold, searching wind that soon had us seeking shelter as we waited for the shuttle bus from our hideously overpriced motel, Motel Alex, to arrive.  We picked up our bicycles, which we had mailed to Motel Alex from Switzerland two weeks earlier to avoid Lufthansa’s irritating “we can’t guarantee that we can take your bikes” policy on the first leg of the flight, and put them together.  It was hard to fall asleep, despite our travel weariness, with the 24-hour perpetual daylight penetrating the paper-thin gauze curtains, but we eventually nodded off.

Departing the Motel Alex on June 9th
The next day, our first day in the saddle, started out promisingly and ended poorly.  We ate to the point of bursting at the breakfast buffet, trying to get our money’s worth, and then spent some time on the inevitable fine adjustments at the beginning of a trip, particularly on Terri’s bike which had never been ridden with so much luggage on it.  Eventually we got the details right and rode off into a bracing headwind, the story of most of our days in Iceland.

We made our way slowly along the main highway towards Reykjavik before turning south towards the most famous tourist spot in all of Iceland, the Blue Lagoon.  We rolled through a bleak landscape of black lava covered with grey lichen towards a plume of steam visible from Keflavik.  This part of the country lies right on the Mid-Atlantic Ridge, where the European and North American continents are spreading apart at 2 centimetres a year, and the earth’s crust is very thin, leading to lots of volcanic activity (hence the lava) and geothermal hot springs (hence the parade of tour buses passing us).  We got to the Blue Lagoon, parked our bikes, pulled out our swimsuits and headed into the complex. 

The milky white pools of the Blue Lagoon
After paying a truly astronomical sum to enter (over $50 a person; welcome to Iceland!), we found ourselves in a gigantic natural hot pool, where mineral salts made the water an unearthly greenish blue and coated the black lava stones of the bottom with a thick layer of chalky white mineral deposits.  The water was hot enough to make us forget the cold weather and the rain which started up while we were in the pools.  We drifted around the long perimeter of the lagoon, trying out the volcanic mud’s effect on our skin and treating ourselves to a shared beer at a painful price.  It was a beautiful spot, but the high prices and rampant consumerism detracted somewhat from the magic. 

Eventually we summoned up the courage to get out of the pool and get back on the bikes.  The rain had not abated and we pedalled through cold wind and driving rain all the way to Reykjavik, a rather unpleasant 55 km that left us soaked and frozen.  The scenery was unremittingly bleak, the traffic was heavy, the winds got stronger and stronger, and there were no towns or even gas stations in which to feed ourselves.  By the time we hit Hafnafjorthur, the furthest outskirts of the capital, we were ravenous and tucked into some French fries after cleaning out the local supermarket.  With the rain continuing, we abandoned plans to camp and headed to the Reykjavik Youth Hostel for a few hours of sleep and drying out wet clothes.

Very early the next morning we rode our bikes to a distant suburban bus station, Mjodd, in search of a bus to Stykkisholmur.  The bus services out of Reykjavik have changed completely this year, and it had taken lots of phoning around from the helpful woman at the hostel front desk to figure out where the bus would leave from.  We arrived just in time, loaded our bikes and bags in the bottom of the bus and sped off up the west coast.  We changed to a tiny minibus halfway to Stykkisholmur, but it had a luggage trailer the perfect size for taking our bikes.  I’m usually opposed to taking buses during a bike trip, but given our time constraints, we had decided that it was worth it to get directly to the Westfjords and start riding as soon as possible. 

The first of many wonderful hot pots, near Kross, on the first evening in the Westfjords
By 11:00 we were in the pretty harbour of Stykkisholmur, where we put on more clothes (it was only 8 degrees with a stiff wind), had some of the fast food that is the only affordable fare in Iceland (burgers and fries are as ubiquitous as huge four-wheel drives; Icelanders have a love affair with US culture) and spent an enjoyable few hours waiting for the afternoon ferry up a small hill by the lighthouse.  The crossing to tiny Brjanslaukur took a few more hours, featuring a number of puffins spotted in the distance, flying by or bobbing in the ocean, and then, finally, we were on the south coast of the Westfjords.  The traffic was non-existent and the scenery was wonderful, with steep cliffs, scattered sheep farms, tumbling waterfalls and iridescent green colours in the evening sun.  We rode south and then west for 14 easy kilometres, relishing the perfect riding conditions and deserted road, to arrive at the first of many geothermally heated pools (hot pots) that would mark our path around the island.  We paid our 500 kronur ($4.50) each and slipped into a 15-metre-long swimming pool that was blissfully warm.  After a long wallow, I got out and got dressed to search for a suitable camping spot.  Terri, more reluctant to emerge, was shown by the lady running the place to the actual hot pot, a tiny stone-lined hot tub behind the swimming pool, surrounded on three sides by the ocean, where she soaked happily for a good while longer.

We camped that night just down the shore, in a beautiful seaside meadow, the first of many great campsites.  As we set up the tent, I made the unwelcome discovery that I didn’t have the right set of tent poles for my tent.  I had brought the Crux mountaineering tent that I had had on Peak Lenin and Muztagh Ata and in Ladakh last summer.  One of the poles had snapped on Muztagh Ata and Crux had kindly sent a complete set of replacement poles.  Unfortunately, since it had been snowing in Leysin right up until my departure, I hadn’t gotten around to putting up the tent and hadn’t realized that Crux had sent me a mismatched set, with one of the long poles replaced with a much shorter pole.  We improvised a solution, but the tent was floppy and loose, which was annoying whenever it was windy (in other words, pretty much every night).  A classic rookie error on my part.

The first big climb between fjords
The next day, our first full day of riding in the Westfjords was a rollercoaster, both physically and (for Terri) psychologically.  We slept well, had a good breakfast of muesli and yoghurt and were rolling along the coast by 9:30 am, although through a headwind.  After an hour, the road turned inland for the first of many crossings between adjacent fjords.  The climb itself was not enormously high (about 425 metres) or hugely steep; Terri had done much longer, higher climbs many times in the Alps on her racing bike.  This was, however, her first time doing a climb like this with full camping gear, four panniers and a sturdy touring bike.  The many extra kilograms, which to me have become so natural as to be barely noticeable, were a tremendous shock to her system and the climb was a long, painful ordeal that exhausted her legs and left her starving.  We descended through beautiful moorland to the blue waters of the next fjord and then turned left, off the asphalt onto the unpaved road leading out to the bird cliffs of Latrabjarg.  

The beautiful beaches heading towards Latrabjarg
At first this went well, with a fairly well-graded gravel road that ran more or less level, but as we progressed, the road began to undulate more and more, while the gravel grew looser.  Trying to make a fully-loaded touring bike climb a loose gravel road when the going gets steep is an acquired skill, and Terri found it to be a baptism by fire.  We pulled into a quirky little museum café in the middle of nowhere to buy expensive cake and soda to fuel Terri up the next big climb, but by the time we reached the top, Terri was mentally and physically done.  Unfortunately, however, we weren’t really anywhere we could camp, so we continued our roller coaster ride up and then down, down, down to the motel at Breithavik, located beside the sea in a beautiful setting some 15 km short of Latrabjarg.  There was a commercial campground there that charged an outrageous 1900 kronur ($18) per person, but with Terri not able to continue, we had little choice.  At least we had access to an excellent indoor kitchen to cook dinner, and were able to do a bit of laundry.  Terri was despondent that evening at the thought of more steep unpaved hills to come, and I could not convince her that she would eventually get used to them.

A razorbill auk at Latrabjarg
The spectacular coastline of Latrabjarg
The next morning Terri hitchhiked out to Latrabjarg while I rode my bike.  Given the paucity of traffic, I actually arrived a few minutes before her, enjoying an easy ride with no luggage to slow me down.  The sun came out and the colours of the last little fishing village and the splendid coastal cliffs led to lots of photo stops.  When Terri arrived in the car of a local archaeologist, we set off together on foot to one of the great natural sights of Iceland, the nesting grounds of hundreds of thousands of seabirds in high-density high-rise accommodations.  Razorbill auks and Burrich’s guillemots clustered in their multitudes along tiny shelves in the otherwise sheer basalt cliffs.  Overhead glaucous gulls and northern fulmars cawed and wheeled in dense swarms.  We walked along a path through the grassy meadows, staying away from the very edge of the cliffs where puffin burrows have undercut the earth and left the ground crumbly and dangerous. We hiked along, pausing to take pictures of the birds and searching for puffins.  We knew that there were thousands of these comical seabirds floating offshore in the rough ocean, but we had heard that there were also puffins to be seen up close and personal on the shore.  After an hour of searching, we had almost given up when I suddenly spied one just below the lip of the cliff.  We lay down atop the cliff (to minimize the risk of the ground giving way beneath us) and peered at the elusive bird.  Once we had trained our eyes to see them, they were everywhere, and we had several very close encounters with some very unafraid puffins. 

One of Iceland's 10 million or so puffins
Eventually it was time to drag ourselves away from the amazing birdlife and get going.  Terri got a lift back while I zipped along the road, enjoying the views and the perfect weather.  Back at Breithavik, we packed up our camp and headed back along the road we had followed the day before.  Despite Terri’s misgivings, she found the climb back over the pass towards the main fjord much easier than the day before, even though the sky suddenly clouded over and got cold and unpleasant.  We passed the museum again, warmed ourselves up with some instant soup, then pedalled along the south shore of Patreksfjorthur, almost entirely untroubled by cars.  Eventually, after 35 kilometres of dirt road, we rode onto the pavement and then turned left along the north shore of the fjord toward the little town of Patreksfjorthur. 

An hour’s hard riding through the chilly headwind brought us into town.  We stopped for burgers and fries in a little diner where a friendly local man was pleased to hear that Terri was a Kiwi.  He told us of numerous young New Zealanders that had come to tiny Patreksfjorthur over the years to work in the fish processing plant in the course of working their way around the world.  We found the local campground (almost every village in the country seemed to have one), put up the tent and settled in for a good night’s sleep. 

Terri fleeing the fogs of Patreksfjorthur
Crossing from Patreksfjorthur to Arnarsfjorthur
The best thing about this little campground was that the showers weren’t working yet (the place was still under construction).  That meant that for our 1000 kronurs each, we also got a free pass to the local swimming pool, a state-of-the-art facility that we visited the following morning as soon as we woke up.  We had the piping hot pots to ourselves, and it made for a very civilized start to a foggy, cold day.  After a prolonged breakfast back at the campground, we finally rolled out of town and up the next pass.  After 150 vertical metres, we popped out of the fog into the bright sunshine that would follow us for days through the Westfjords.  An hour’s brisk climbing brought us to the top of the pass, 400 metres or so above the fogs of Patreksfjorthur.  The exhilarating descent down the other side to the next fjord made the long climb worth it, and got the blood pumping for the next climb, straight up another 400 metres across the typical bleak moorland that starts not far above sea level.  Terri climbed slowly but steadily and soon enough we were at the top, looking back at the sinuous path of our road and ahead to the sun-soaked blue and green of the loveliest fjord so far, Arnarsfjorthur (Eagle Fjord). 

Terri and Jan relaxing in Reykjanesfjorthur's natural hot pot
Another screaming downhill brought us back to sea level and after a roadside sandwich on the outskirts of the lone settlement, we rode for a couple of hours along the fjord, past occasional isolated farmsteads, fluffy sheep, big flocks of white and black eider ducks and imposing basalt cliffs.  We passed an impressive waterfall at Foss, then rolled a bit further to probably the best campsite of the entire trip, at Reykjanesfjorthur.  We had seen an intriguing hot spring sign on the map, but hadn’t found anything about it in our guidebooks.  We found an old, abandoned geothermal swimming pool that had seen better days, but behind it was a natural hot potl in a river that steamed at 38 degrees.  A farm had once occupied the fertile meadow behind but was now abandoned, and a sign announced that the hot springs were free for anyone to enjoy.  We set up our tent on the shore, cooked dinner and then set about enjoying the magnificent setting.  A couple of other sets of travellers dropped in:  a South African couple on a motorcycle, and a pair of German guys in a car, along with an older Icelandic guy with whom we struck up a conversation as we sat in the swirling steam.  Jan worked as a tour guide in Arnarsfjorthur, doing whale-watching, hiking and sailing in a replica Viking longboat.  Chatting with him, we watched the hot water of the river steam its way towards the frigid waters of the fjord as the shadows lengthened.  Iceland in June is perfect midnight sun country; the sun actually does set, but only for a couple of hours, and the sun remains close enough to the horizon that you can read a book outside at 1:00 am. 

Our perfect campsite at Reykjanesfjorthur
Leaving the fogs behind
In the morning, we awoke to morning sea fog again, and as we cooked breakfast, we spotted Iceland’s lone species of indigenous land mammal.  An Arctic fox, its pelt an incongruous grey, looking squatter than most types of fox, wandered down from the high moorlands and poked around, probably looking for bird eggs.  With no other mammals to eat, the foxes of Iceland survive largely on sea birds.  We watched through binoculars until it disappeared in the distance, then packed up and set off for what promised to be a challenging day of riding.  We trundled along the lovely fjord for a while, past endless flocks of eiders and a few tufted ducks, then turned resolutely inland and began to climb.  This time the climb wasn’t a simple up-and-down crossing to an adjacent fjord.  Instead we climbed fairly high (500 metres) to a road junction where we found ourselves, after all these days, only 14 kilometres from where we had started at Brjanslaukur, then undulated for a few hours across an endless bleak moorland, still dotted with leftover snow.  The road eventually dropped 200 metres, then immediately climbed again to 500 metres, passing a plethora of tiny lakes and a couple of pretty large rivers draining this soggy landscape.  Terri rode well and made the top easily, but was glad when we finally started the long, curving descent down a very pretty river valley.  Near the bottom, our destination for the day finally came into view:  one of the highest waterfalls in Iceland, Dynjandi falls.  There was another free campsite at the bottom where we set up our tent and settled in for a lazy late afternoon. 

The descent to Dynjandi waterfalls
Terri was tired after the day’s climbing, and more or less passed out in her sleeping bag on the grass, her Kindle perched unopened on her chest.  I fed her soup, whisky and a big supper, pleased that she had not cracked on the tough climbs and was getting into climbing shape.  The falls were spectacular, but after a long day in the saddle, we decided to defer the hike to the top until the morning.  As we lounged on the grass, we had a long conversation with a pair of Canadian sisters who were on a hiking trip.  The problem with hiking Iceland this June was that everything was under much more snow than usual at this time of year, and a lot of trails were completely or partially closed.  Terri also made friends with the inhabitants of a couple of huge camper vans that were sharing the campground with us.

One tired cyclist relaxes at Dynjandi
The decision to hike in the morning looked pretty foolish when we woke up to morning fog again; the falls were more or less invisible from the bottom, so we decided to cycle onwards towards Thingeyri.  Terri had heard horror stories from drivers coming from there about how much higher and steeper this road was than any other pass in the Westfjords, so she decided to try to hitch a ride.  Luckily a camper rolled up behind us after a few minutes and picked her up, leaving me to ride over the top.  As it proved, the pass was only a bit higher than usual (550 metres, instead of the usual 500) and the road was no steeper, despite alarming signs at the bottom.  I was over in little more than an hour and then had a wonderful sweeping downhill (interrupted by a misplaced and annoying brief uphill) to Thingeyri.  I found Terri in the care of the campers, a hospitable retired French couple named Titou and Giraud who had fed her lunch.  With difficulty I got her back on her bike and we rode along the fjord, stopping for a hot dog (Iceland’s national dish) in town and a cheese sandwich and beer (thanks to the campers the night before).  We had another pass to cross before supper, but this one proved to be easy and Terri, with her legs fresh, zipped over the top in good time.  We coasted down into the most populated fjord yet, dotted with farms that seemed to specialize in the stocky, beautiful horses that are a symbol of Iceland.  We found a great campsite on the shore of the fjord and settled in for the night, well satisfied with another good day in the saddle.

Heading out of Thingeyri
We had now ridden five full days in the Westfjords, and only now were we approaching the regional hub, Isafjorthur.  The next morning found us climbing up to the mouth of the all-season tunnel that has replaced the old road over the pass.  Luckily, in practical Icelandic fashion, bicycles can easily traverse the tunnel as it’s well lit, with passing bays at regular intervals.  It’s still spooky, but with very scant traffic and our lights on we felt pretty secure, although very cold.  It was a relief to poke our heads out of the other end and see the metropolis of Isafjorthur (population 3000) sprawling picturesquely into the calm waters of the fjord.

Our first priority was a good meal.  We had heard tales of good, affordable fish at one of the local restaurants, and it proved to be the best meal of the trip.  We tucked into cod and potatoes in a stylish little pub, fueling us up for the lean kilometres ahead.  We had originally planned to spend the night in town, but the local campgrounds were either closed or dismal, so instead we looked into bus schedules, had a prolonged soak in the hot tubs at the local swimming pool, stocked up on groceries at the supermarket and rode 25 km along the shore to the fishing hamlet of Suthavik.  On the way we spent most of the trip gazing north towards the snow-choked slopes of the Hornstrandir peninsula.  This is usually a hiking mecca, with no permanent habitation and no road access, but the record snows of the past winter had left half the peninsula closed to hikers, while the other half had tiny paths worn between towering snowbanks.  Terri and I had originally toyed with the idea of hiking there, and were glad that we had eventually decided against it.

Gazing north towards the Hornstrandir peninsula
Suthavik has a brand new municipal campground, and we were the only inhabitants that evening.  We first dropped by the Arctic fox centre, a little museum detailing the research being done on Hornstrandir into the habits of this little creature.  Foxes were ferociously hunted and poisoned over the centuries, and farmers still try to rid their lands of them.  Only on Hornstrandir are they completely protected.  Since my sister Saakje spent a summer in the Canadian Arctic studying lemmings (Arctic foxes’ prey of choice wherever they’re available, but not present in Iceland), I was intrigued to see what scientists have found about the foxes.  After the museum, we retreated to a café for the inevitable burgers and then to our tent to escape the brisk wind that had sprung up.

Bleak weather as we cycle toward Ogur
The next day, June 17th, proved to be the last full day of cycling we did in the Westfjords.  After days of sunshine and relative warmth, Iceland’s latitude reasserted itself with cloud and cold southerly winds.  Since we spent the day going up and down fjords oriented north-south, this made for Jeckyll and Hyde riding.  Going south we gritted our teeth, put our heads down and rode in close formation, Terri drafting behind me, struggling to keep the speed at 13 km/h.  At the head of the fjord we would turn downwind, pass a stunning waterfall or three and suddenly accelerate to close to 30 km/h, letting the wind blow us along like sailboats under a spinnaker.  At the end of an 86-kilometre day we found a perfect campsite below the road near Ogur, looking back towards Isafjorthur and the series of inlets we had traversed.  The wind abated a bit and we lay on the shore, sipping our evening glass of whisky and admiring the views.  It had been a great week, and it was hard to see how the rest of Iceland was going to compete with the emptiness, views, nature and good weather.
Yet another dramatic waterfall
June 18th saw our farewell to the Westfjords.  Since we were hundreds of not-so-exciting kilometres from Akureyri, and since we had decided to go whale watching at Husavik and mosquito-feeding at Myvatn, it made sense to use a bus to get to Akureyri.  We rode 30 km through biting winds and intermittent rain to the hot spring hotel of Reykjanes, gobbled down burgers and fries and suddenly were loading our bikes into an overstuffed and outrageously overpriced bus.  Another bus, less crowded but equally expensive, followed as we backtracked more than halfway to Reykjavik before finally catching the more reasonably priced government Straeto bus to Akureyri, arriving at almost midnight.  It was time for the second part of our adventure to begin.

Looking back towards Isafjorthur from our last campsite near Ogur



Sunday, May 19, 2013

Mal-diving!


Leysin, Switzerland, May 19, 2013

Our tiny piece of paradise, Makunudu
It’s a snowy mid-May morning here in the Alps, so it’s a good time to catch up on my shamefully neglected travel blog.  With a trip to Iceland coming up next month, and a student trip to Cyprus before that, I should get the fingers loose and type up a few words about my trip to the Maldives, my 112th country. 

The view from our cottage of an afternoon storm rolling in.
The swing where we whiled away many enjoyable minutes.

I rarely take package holidays; mass tourism is not really my style, and I think that tour buses, charter flights and cruise liners bring out the worst in human nature.  Having said that, there are certain countries, like Bhutan (see my post from my 2008 trip there) that essentially require you to take a tour in order to enter the country, and the Maldives is one of these.  You can fly to Male independently, but if you want to get out to one of the paradisiacal islands that dot the Indian Ocean, booking a package tour is the only reasonable way to go.  Years ago, while backpacking around India in 1997, I looked into booking a holiday deal to the Maldives from Madras or Trivandrum, but it was well beyond my microscopic budget at the time. 

Since then, the Maldives (like pretty much every country on Earth that I haven’t yet visited) has been on my radar.  It’s legendary for its diving, its manta rays, its sybaritic luxury resorts and its outrageous prices.  This March, when, despite a December-mid February ski season of record-breaking snowfall, it seemed as though the Engadin valley wasn’t going to provide Terri and me with great ski touring, we made a snap decision to go to the Maldives.  Although our trip coincided with Easter, a huge holiday season in Europe, we managed to get reasonably inexpensive package deals to a little island named Makunudu through a Swiss holiday outfit called Manta Reisen.  Within a couple of weeks of deciding that we would head for the sun, Terri and I found ourselves getting on an Edelweiss Air direct flight to Male, the capital of the Maldives.

Our first afternoon on Makunudu
 
The Maldives, a bit like Bhutan, has adopted a model of tourism in which they try to maximize economic benefit to the country from foreign visitors while minimizing the impact of the tourists on the daily life and culture of the country.  While Bhutan has done this by restricting tourist numbers, the Maldives has thrown open the doors to tourists but restricted where they can go inside the country.  The country’s 1192 islands, grouped in 26 oval atolls, are divided into either tourist islands or local islands.  The tourist islands are completely given over to expensive resorts, while the local islands have only local Maldivean inhabitants.  Given the bare flesh and booze of the resorts and the strict Sharia law in force on the local islands, it seems to make sense to keep the two cultures apart.  However, given the long history of repressive government, particularly under the former president Maumoun Abdul Gayoom, it also points to a government keen on maintaining control over the economy and individual citizens.

The colourful crabs that prowled the rocks of the breakwater
 
We landed in Male a bit bleary-eyed, met our Manta Reisen rep and strolled across the street to the boat jetty where a sleek speedboat awaited.  There were 15 or  so other tourists aboard, all destined for a different island resort owned by the same company as owns Makunudu.  As we sped off across the gentle waters inside North Male atoll, we could see the highrises of the crowded capital city off to our left.  The individual islets of the atoll are so low (the highest point of land in the entire country is only 2.4 metres above sea level) that we didn’t see many islands until we were quite close, giving the strange feeling of speeding off on a small speedboat into the far reaches of the Indian Ocean.  After a stop at Cocoa Island resort, a big hotel bristling with water cottages built directly over the ocean, Terri and I arrived at the tiny island of Makunudu and immediately fell in love.

Friendly hermit crab
Big Bertha of the hermit crab world
Makunudu is a microscopic island, perhaps 150 metres long and 50 metres across at its widest point.  It contains 40 or so bungalows, a restaurant, bar, dive shop and employee housing.  The island is densely forested and is surrounded by a huge expanse of coral reefs.  There is basically nothing to do other than swim, snorkel, scuba dive, eat, sleep, read and watch stunning sunsets.  Hermit crabs trek across the beach, stingrays cruise into the sandy shallow and waterhens prowl the undergrowth.  

The juvenile stingray who cruised right up to the shoreline every day

Since it was such an inactive vacation, it seems as though there is little to describe about our trip, but the underwater action was really quite spectacular.  When we went, Terri, who last dived well over a decade ago, wasn’t sure whether she would dive or not.  As it turned out, she loved diving so much that she did her advanced open water certification, and she and I dived quite a lot.  The coral reefs weren’t as spectacular as they might have been (the Maldives has been prone to lots of coral bleaching as the Indian Ocean water temperatures increase), but the fish life is very healthy.  The shark population seems pretty robust, there are lots of turtles, and we saw manta rays.  

Feeling pretty happy with life on Makunudu

The manta ray encounter, appropriately at Manta Point, was pretty spectacular.  We were making our way along a steeply sloping coral wall, and I was the first to spot the manta sailing serenely into view.  I had seen a manta before, in the Philippines, but this one was in much clearer water and so was much easier to see.  It was huge, a good 2.5 metres across, and he headed directly towards Terri, much to her alarm.  Something that big, even if you know it’s a gentle giant filter feeder, can feel menacing when he’s making a bee-line at you.  He passed perhaps a metre from us and soared effortlessly past us up the slope, his wings flapping lazily but efficiently.   We missed another manta while we were in the water, but snorkelers at the surface saw more than the divers did, with mantas circling just below the surface and breaching from time to time.

We saw plenty of white-tip sharks on most dives, with a few blacktips here and there.  The best shark experience, however, was on a night dive right off the beach in front of the restaurant.  We saw a few sharks here and there as we drifted down to 10 metres, but then our guide had us kneel on the sandy bottom and hide our torchlights against our chests.  After a minute or two we all shone our lights around, and the torch beams lit up a good half-dozen nurse sharks cruising around us in circles, an experience which definitely got our pulses racing.

Terri and her dive instructor Satoko, on the way home from diving

We went diving on a fairly slow local boat, giving us lots of time to absorb the sun and the views from the roof.  One particular coral patch that we passed frequently was a favourite hunting ground for a pod of dolphins, and we saw their dorsal fins bobbing up and down through the surface as they rounded up shoals of fish.  The marine life in general seemed to be in good shape; we didn’t see a lot of fishing going on near the dive sites, and there seems to be a marine reserve in place around a lot of islands.  There were always a few tuna and trevally flashing past in the deep water, and vast clouds of colourful reef fish like red tooth triggerfish.  It was good to get underwater for the first time since my trip to Oman in December, 2011.

Warming up in the sun after a dive
Terri atop our dive boat

Our days above the water floated by delightfully.  I read several books on my Kindle, did yoga, snorkeled, caught up on a few months of grading physics labs, and ate meals of sybaritic luxury.  We had saved a bundle of money by only signing up for half board at the hotel, but the breakfasts were vast spreads that kept us going through the day, aided by a clandestine sandwich that we would sneak out of the restaurant every morning.  The food, like the service and the room cleaning, was remarkably good.  Evening meals would be preceded by sunset cocktails at the western end of the island, and by 10 pm we would be tucked up in bed (usually decorated in clever ways by the man who cleaned our room), ready for another day of relaxation.  It was hard to peel ourselves off the beach and get back on the long flight back to Zurich at the end of the week!

Not a bad seat for a lazy afternoon
Decoration by our room cleaning man
I’m not sure I would go back to the Maldives anytime soon (there are still nearly 100 countries left to explore first), but it was a wonderful, restoring experience with some of the best diving I’ve done.  It's well worth visiting, not just to tick off another country, but also to see some of the best-preserved marine life in the Indian Ocean, and experience some luxurious pampering. It was fascinating from the point of view of natural beauty.   

Night life in the Maldives
Another Makunudu light show

However, on the human front the country’s political future is still unclear, with the reformist former president (jailed and tortured for years for opposing Gayoom) having been removed from office after an army mutiny in 2012 and now under arrest for abuse of office, and the old tyrant Gayoom positioning himself to run for president again.


While we were on Makunudu, we watched a documentary called The Island President, about ex-president Nasheed, his years in jail and his attempt to get the Maldives’ position on climate change and the dangers posed by rising sea levels recognized at the Copenhagen climate change conference.  The optimistic tone of that film contrasts with the political gloom currently enveloping the country.  Given the natural beauty of so much of the Maldives, I can only hope that it manages to steer clear of the political and civic ugliness that has marred so much of its recent history.

The culmination of a week of innovative towel and flower arrangement



In an amusing postscript to our trip, as we were waiting in Male airport, I spotted a bottle of 50-year-old Balvenie’s whisky for sale in the duty free.  It’s faintly ironic that in a country where the inhabitants are prohibited from buying alcohol, they’re selling some of the most expensive whisky on earth.  And who on earth buys a $46,000 bottle of hooch on the spur of the moment in airport duty free?

Yes, you read that price right