Monday, October 19, 2015

Down the Danube on a Bicycle, June 2015: Part Two--Hungary

Ottawa, October 19, 2015
Stage Three—Hungarian Homecoming
Since both Slovakia and Hungary are in the EU and in the Schengen Zone, there were no border formalities on Sunday, June 14 as we rode over the road bridge into Hungary, very unlike the situation in 1988 when crossing the border required a visa and lengthy formalities with stern border guards; I still remember my friend Jeremy getting turfed off the train back to Budapest after a weekend in Prague because his Hungarian visa wasn’t multiple-entry; we didn’t see him again for several days.  The main difference between the two sides of the border is currency; unlike Slovakia, Hungary still uses its own money, the forint.  At about 300 forints to the euro, there are a lot of zeroes involved, and when we went to an ATM to draw out some forints, these zeroes were Terri’s downfall.  It was my turn to take out money, but the ATM didn’t like my Swiss bank card, so Terri used her New Zealand bank card instead and took out 300,000 forints, thinking it was about 100 euros; instead, it was worth about 1000 euros.  Terri ended up bankrolling our entire trip through Hungary for both of us and still having most of the forints left over at the end.  She was not amused!
Riding through Hungary on a sultry Sunday afternoon, there was little traffic and, since Hungary has strict Sunday closing laws, we rolled through ghost towns.  We stopped off for radlers a couple of times, fortifying this with soup the second time, before arriving at the historic town of Esztergom around 4:30.  
Wild boar stew in Esztergom
The campground there featured a swimming pool, and Terri, hearing that it closed at 6 pm, raced off immediately to leap in.  It felt indescribably soothing to dive into the cool water and re-equilibrate our bodies after the sapping heat of the day.  The campground had a restaurant serving wild boar in red wine sauce, and we tucked into that, washed down with some fine Hungarian red wine.  Restored to life, we went for a walk after sundown across the bridge into Slovakia to admire Esztergom Cathedral from the other bank, lit up and looking grand.  The church is the centre of Catholicism in Hungary and looks the part, with a huge neo-classical dome rising high above the town like St. Peter’s in Rome. 
Esztergom by night
After the previous day’s exertions, we had an easier time getting from Esztergom to Vac.  On our way out of town, we found a EuroVelo 6 sign for the first time in a long while, directing us down to the Danube where a ferry crossing took us across to the left bank.  Talking to other cyclists waiting for the same ferry, I had a good look at the detailed EV 6 route atlas that they had, and we decided that we had to get the next volume, leading from Budapest to Belgrade.  It was wonderfully detailed, and looking at it, we saw that our route into Budapest shouldn’t be as grim as it had looked on my road map.  
Our unexpected ferry ride across the Danube
The ferry put us ashore and we had an easy, pretty ride along bike paths to the village opposite Visegrad, where we stopped and had langos, those deep-fried flaps of dough that I used to love in my Budapest days, and fagylalt, the ice cream that Hungarians consume in vast quantities in the summer.  We briefly contemplated taking the ferry across to see Visegrad up close, but decided that it was prettier from a distance.  I remember hiking up to the top of the old hill-top fort in 1988; it was a wild and desolate place in mid-November with great views in all directions.  This stretch of the Danube from Esztergom through Visegrad and Vac to Szentendre is called the Danube Bend (the river moves from being an east-west river to a north-south one) and played a key role in Hungarian history, especially during the time when the Ottoman Turks dominated most of the country and the Danube Bend was one of the regions still free of Turkish rule. 
Vac, city of churches
We rolled easily into Vac, arriving in early afternoon and, in view of the gathering rain clouds, keen to sleep indoors.  We tried finding a private room to rent through the tourist office, but they were overpriced.  I spotted a sign for a cheaper option and so we found ourselves staying as guests in a museum that had had its government funding cut and had turned some of its rooms into hostel accommodation; 4400 forints (about 15 euros, less than an Austrian campground) got us our own room.  We checked in and then went out for a poke around the town.  I had never been to Vac before, and was pleasantly surprised by its Baroque loveliness.  It abounds in churches, and its main square is a very pretty spot, full of families eating ice cream and watching small children play peacefully.  We demolished a pizza of truly monstrous size and lamented that the biggest attraction in Vac, the Mummy Museum, was closed on Mondays and Tuesdays.  
Seriously hungry in Vac
I had seen a presentation years before about the DNA analysis of the bodies of hundreds of people buried in a crypt of the Dominican church in the 1700s and then forgotten until renovation work knocked a hole in the crypt wall.  The pine coffins and microclimate in the crypt almost perfectly preserved the bodies from decay, and scientists were able to figure out a lot of interesting information about diseases such as smallpox and tuberculosis.  I was keen to see them, but the schedule conspired against us.  Instead, on a suggestion by the museum curator, we went for a walk into the nature preserve along the bank of the river, where a forested swamp sheltered lots of birdlife.  On our brief exploration, we spotted two different types of woodpeckers, lots of nightingales and (sadly) hordes of biting insects.  Despite the mosquitoes, however, it ended up being a real highlight of the trip, standing silently on the boardwalks leading through the marsh, listening to the cacophony of birdsong.
Birdwatching outside Vac
Our ride into Budapest from Vac the next day was a tale of two halves.  With only 50 km to cover, we thought it would take under 3 hours to get to the tourist flat we had booked over the internet.  It all started promisingly, with a ferry at 9 am leading us back to the right bank.  We rolled across an agricultural island that provided us with a fruit feast (cherries and more watermelon), then followed EV 6 signs along a bike path that degenerated into a rough forest track and a serious mudhole before suddenly spilling us out into Szentendre, the artists’ colony just north of Budapest.  We left the bikes and wandered around the atmospheric streets, very much cleaned up and gentrified since I was last there in 1988.  More bike paths led us into the far northern suburbs of Buda, where radlers and ice cream revived us for what should have been a simple trundle through the streets to our apartment.
Riding along the bike paths from Vac to Budapest
Instead it ended up taking us well over two hours to find our way the 14 km or so that separated us from our destination.  We lost the EV 6 signs, spent a lot of time looking for them, then tried to improvise a route along the Pest bank of the Danube (very, very unsuccessfully).  We finally ended up slowly rolling along side streets, trying to keep out of the crazy traffic of the main avenues, and when we got to our apartment building, we couldn’t find the door or figure out how to get in.  A bit of re-reading e-mails and we figured it out.  It was a small apartment (a larger flat had been cut in half) but a decent price for central Pest.  We had a late lunch of kebabs and then headed into Buda to meet a friend of my friend Kent, Peter.  He works in a graphic design firm and was having a wine and cheese evening with some friends.  We hit it off immediately and sat around eating fine cheese and sipping lovely wine and discussing the state of current-day Hungary.   Eventually tiredness, the curse of the bike tourist, hit and we said our goodbyes to catch a bus back to our flat.
Nighttime along the Danube in Budapest
We took a proper day off the bikes in Budapest the next day.  Since Terri and I had both explored the city in the past, we went in for strolling the streets rather than a series of museums, although I had to visit the Terror Haz, the brilliant museum occupying 60 Andrassy Ut, the former headquarters of both the Nazi-era and Communist secret police forces.  We walked through the chic streets of central Pest, went looking (unsuccessfully) for a new seat for Terri’s bike (her gel seat was starting to hurt a lot by the end of every day in the saddle), bought the map book for the Budapest-Belgrade leg of our journey, searched for my old favourite pub, the Fregatt (sadly closed during the day), looked in at the wild urban-ruin-themed Szilta Kert club, and ended up lunching late at the Khao San Road-esque food court outside Szilta Kert.  We then walked through the Terror Haz and both of us found it very moving.  Having visited similar museums in the three Baltic capitals, I would have to rate this one as being the top of those 4 in terms of humanizing the victims and explaining the larger picture.  While Terri went back to the apartment, I stopped in at the hospital to get my hand X-rayed.  Luckily there were no broken bones, although now (3 months later) it’s still sore and doesn’t close properly. We ate takeout kebabs, then went downtown with a bottle of wine to walk over the Danube bridges and along the river bank, enjoying the lit-up castle and parliament buildings and scouting our escape route for the next morning.  It was a fitting farewell to one of Europe’s most beautiful capital cities.
Szechenyi Chain Bridge with Buda Castle
In contrast to our agonizing entrance to the city, leaving Budapest was a piece of cake, with lots of EV6 signs and our new route atlas to fill in the occasional gap.  We meandered down the left bank of the river, past areas that had been completely rebuilt since my last visit.  Csepel Island, once a hotbed of heavy industry, was peaceful, with decaying factories separated by pleasant green stretches and lots of rowing and canoeing clubs.  As we got further from downtown, the houses got a bit fancier, as people renovated old places that were both within commuting distance of the city and perfectly located on one of the channels of the Danube.  Our progress was marked by a radler and peanut stop after 28 km in Szigetszentmiklos, and lunch (“gipsy-style pork”) in an upmarket pizza restaurant after 51 km in Rackeves.  We left Csepel island finally and crossed to the true left bank of the river, where we rode partly on quiet back roads and partly, propelled by a strong tailwind, along the main Route 51 from Budapest to the Serbian border.  We were looking for a spot to camp wild, but then saw camping signs near Szardszentmarton and followed them towards the Danube bank.  There was no campground to be seen, but there was an artificial lake with what looked like the burnt-out remnants of a campground reception building.  It took us a while to figure out how to get in, but once we did it was a perfect spot to sleep, with cooling breezes off the lake, no traffic noise and lots of space to spread out.  We cracked out the little toaster rack that I had been carrying and made toasted grilled cheese sandwiches and soup, and slept well in our tent after a pleasant 84 km from Budapest.
Toasted grilled cheese sandwiches
The next day we made more toast for breakfast to accompany our muesli, then rolled off southwards.  We took the main highway for a while as far as Dunavecse, then took a series of back roads and dirt tracks to Dunaegyhaza and on into Solt.  Along the way we spotted numerous stork nests atop telephone poles, some with two or three juvenile storks in them, and occasionally a parent as well.  Storks ended up being a recurring leitmotif throughout our Danube journey.  We took a lovely diketop cycle path as far as the town of Harta, where we ducked into a restaurant to avoid an oncoming rain squall.  The pork paprikas hit the spot and we used the restaurant wi-fi to book return plane tickets to Geneva from Sofia, Bulgaria, which we decided was a realistic ending point for our ride.  On our way out of town we met up with two fifty-something Liverpudlians who were on the fifth year of a six-year, 9-days-a-year mission to ride the entire length of the EV6 from the Atlantic to the Black Sea.  We raced along another dike-top cycle path, then parted ways with the Scousers as we took quiet back roads to Fokto and into Kalocsa, the paprika capital of the world.  Sadly we arrived too late for the paprika museum, and had problems finding a place to stay indoors, with more rain threatening.  Eventually we put up in a downtown hotel where 5000 forints (roughly 17 euros) bought us a comfortable double bed and an exquisite shower. 
Some of the dirt tracks we followed south of Budapest
The next morning, with the rain having cleared out the skies, we raced out of town in the direction of an off-beat, off-the-Danube attraction mentioned in our guidebook:  the wine-press village of Hajos.  With a stiff tailwind, we averaged 23 km/h all the way to Hajos Pincsek under clear skies; this doesn’t sound like much if you’re on a racing bike, but on a fully-loaded touring bike with more than 20 kg of luggage it was the best hour’s speed of the entire trip.  Strangely enough, we passed barely a single vineyard all the way.  It was only after we rolled through the actual village of Hajos and into the strange historical capsule that is Hajos Pincek that we started to see vineyards stretching away in front of us. 
Storks, symbol of central Europe
Hajos Pincek consists of hundreds of tiny houses that aren’t really houses, at least not for living in.  Instead, every Hobbit-sized building contains a wine press and a cellar carved out of the soft rock for storing the product of the wine press.  This huge concentration of tiny wineries is one of the many results of the Danube Schwabians, German-speaking farmers invited in by the Austrian Emperors to repopulate deserted areas after the reconquest of Ottoman-held lands in the 17th and 18th centuries.  
In Hajos Pincek, with a few of the tiny wine press houses 
The Schwabians were famous for their hard work and business acumen, and Hajos Pincsek was the site of many a successful small business over the centuries.  Although the wineries fell into disuse after the upheavals of the Second World War and the deportation of many of the descendants of the Schwabians by the new Communist regime in the late 1940s, recently people have been reviving the wineries, often as a hobby or as a profitable sideline from their full-time jobs.  We saw a few folks working away in their wine houses, but only one house was really open, so we stopped in there to sample some wine with the old lady running the place.  The white wine was pleasant (more of the Gruner Veldtliner that we had so enjoyed in Austria), and the red was light but drinkable.  We peeked down into the cellar, full of past years’ vintages cloaked in a thick layer of mould.  We bought a bottle for all of 1100 forints (about $3.50) and then found a larger, more commercial outfit outside the village to sample a bit more.  We ended up finding a very pleasant red called Schwabenlblut (Schwabian Blood) to put into my panniers for later consumption. 
Wine tasting in Hajos Pincek
We cut back southwestward along an undulating road (the least flat road we’d followed since Krems) past more vineyards, and eventually out onto route 51 again.  Traffic wasn’t too bad and we zipped along to an early stop in the town of Baja, a pleasant town on a sidestream of the Danube that our guidebook told us was another centre of Schwabian life.  Our campground was right beside the water, and was full of triathletes taking part in a series of races right beside us.  We watched for a while, then put up our tent and set off carrying only cameras and water to explore a national park.
Exploring the national park close to Baja
Across the river from Baja is a park that is supposed to help preserve the swampy, riverine forest beside the Danube.  We crossed to the right bank and immediately left the narrow, busy main road in favour of the dirt tracks that run through the forest.  It was an enjoyable place to explore, full of birds (or at least birdsong; the birds themselves were hard to spot), fish, snakes and even wild boars that left us a bit nervous, given their fearsome reputations and the fact that they had young with them.  Less welcome were the swarms of mosquitoes that plagued us; I guess they help feed the fish, though, so they’re not completely without merit, although it certainly seemed so as we swatted away at them.  As in Vac, it was a glimpse of the rich natural world that once stretched the length of the Danube before population growth and industrialization took their toll.
We slept reasonably well despite the triathletes’ party going on in the campground that evening, and arose ready to have a short, easy ride followed by a cultural interlude.  Our target for the day was Mohacs, the border town only 38 km south of Baja.  We started out with a spectacular route-finding error on my part that left us pushing our bikes through waist-deep grass on a path that hadn’t been used in years.  Eventually Terri convinced me to turn around, and we backtracked to where we had gone wrong several kilometres earlier.  Once we got onto the right road, we raced along easily along tiny farm roads and some dike-top paths all the way to the Mohacs ferry crossing.  The campground we had been counting on turned out not to exist anymore, and with time ticking away, we decided to take a room indoors somewhere.  It took much longer than it should have, but we finally found a little oasis of genteel tranquility at a little private zimmer for 25 euros.  We quickmarched back into town to the bus station and caught a bus to Pecs to spend an afternoon poking around a city that I fell in love with back in 1988. 
Szent Istvan Ter, Pecs
It felt strange racing along in a bus, covering in an hour and a half what it would have taken most of the day to pedal.  We got to town and walked into the centre of Pecs, popping out in the lovely Baroque town square, Szent Istvan Ter, before continuing to the Csontvary Museum.  I had discovered Csontvary, a brilliant and eccentric Hungarian painter of the late 19th century, back in 1988 and I wanted to introduce Terri to his dramatic huge canvases.  As I had hoped, she was completely entranced by his work, and we spent an hour and a half contemplating his paintings.  Afterwards we went in search of some very early Christian churches that have been unearthed (the town was an important Roman frontier post and Christianity flourished here in the late Empire), but couldn’t find them as that entire part of town had been taken over by a huge music festival.  We ambled back to Szent Istvan Ter and ordered wine and ice cream, lingering over the view of the neatly restored facades and the Ottoman mosque that is now the main church in town.  
Elegant afternoon refreshments in Pecs
When we got back to Mohacs, we had an unforgettable rooftop meal at the Szent Janos Hotel, watching the sunset paint the Danube all the colours of the rainbow.

Rooftop sunset over the river in Mohacs
The next morning, Monday, June 22nd, we left Hungary after an unforgettable week of reigniting my affection for the country and its culture and people.  On the way to the Croatian border, only 15 km south of town, we stopped briefly at the memorial to the Battle of Mohacs, the 1526 debacle in which the Hungarian army was cut to pieces by the Ottomans and the inept King Lajos drowned in a swamp while running away from the battle.  The battle left the road to Budapest wide open, and the Turks duly occupied the capital for the next 160 years, a dark period in Hungarian history, at least from the modern Hungarian perspective.  Unfortunately, since we had just changed all of our forints into euros, we didn’t have any money to pay the admission fee, so we contented ourselves with a picture outside and then pedalled into Croatia.
Memorial to the Battle of Mohacs, 1526

Down the Danube on a Bicycle, June 2015: Part One--Austria and Slovakia

Ottawa, October 19, 2015

Three months after finishing the trip, and with several other trips (to Scandinavia, the Pyrenees, Corsica and Sardinia) intervening, it seems like it’s about time to summarize the 1800-km bike trip that Terri and I took in June and early July before it fades from my mind.  It was a great trip down the Danube and through the historical threads of central and eastern Europe, and was a month well spent having fun, eating well, learning lots about history, getting back into shape and unwinding from too many consecutive years of work.
Listening to my eulogy at the end of year party

Our trip began on Sunday, June 7, the day after my final end-of-year LAS staff party.  Terri and I rendezvoused at 8 am for a 9 am train, in my case after about 3 hours of sleep as I tried to get everything packed, put away, saved electronically and otherwise dealt with as I closed the book on five long years of my life. 
Terri saying goodbye to our good friend Avery

The train journey was long and made longer by a Swiss train being cancelled between Lausanne and Bern; we were re-routed through Biel and missed our Zurich-Vienna express train.  Every change of trains involved a painful lugging of boxed-up bicycles down from one platform, along an underpass and up another set of stairs to our train.  The bonus was that in Zurich we found that the next train was fully booked in second class, and we were put into first class.  It made the long train ride along the full length of Austria much more bearable, as we were in a nearly empty carriage and sat sipping Gruner Veldtliner white wine and looking out at the passing Alps.  We got into Vienna Westbahnhof at 10 pm, put our bikes together on the platform, abandoned our boxes and slowly rolled through the darkness to our Air BnB apartment, a piece of Hong Kong translated into Vienna.  Our guesthouse, which cost 40 euros, was one of a series of small bedrooms in a single apartment, and it reminded me of some of the cheap guesthouses in Mirador Mansions and Chungking Mansions in Kowloon, obligatory Hong Kong stops on the Asian backpacker trail.  The fact that it was run by an expatriate Hong Konger, Damian, added to the impression.


Stage One—The Melk Run

The first turns of the pedals in Vienna
The next morning we got underway.  It took quite some time to wake up and get our baggage loaded into our bike panniers and adjust our bikes after their disassembly for travel, and a bit more to get into downtown Vienna and have an expensive but tasty breakfast at a café.  Vienna has a well-developed bike path system, and we were able to get through the city and out onto the Danube canal quickly.  Ten kilometres on we crossed the Danube for the first time on the trip and headed upstream along the north bank (the left bank).  Not far along the river, we ran out of the built-up area of Vienna and started riding through a fairly undeveloped area of riverside forests and flood-control dikes. 
Welcome to Tulln; here's your beer!
It was a hot, sunny day and by the time we got to the town of Tulln (birthplace of Egon Schiele) Terri was running on empty.  
Terri revived by beer in Tulln
We had a late lunch of goulash and beer that nearly brought tears of joy to Terri’s eyes, and then continued to a tiny campground in Rohrendorf, just outside Krems.  It was a strange little campground, in the backyard of a small vineyard, and the owners didn’t seem at all concerned with making any money.  They never opened the office, and when we looked for them the next morning to pay, they were nowhere to be found.
Terri sweating her way up the Rhine towards Wachau
 

After a well-earned sleep, we set off the next morning, leaving our tent standing and our heavy luggage behind, for a quick run up to Gottweig Monastery.  The region of the Danube valley extending upstream from here, hemmed in by steep hills on both banks, is known as the Wachau and is noted for its wine production and (not coincidentally) its ancient monasteries and picturesque castles.  
Terri outside Gottweig
Gottweig is one of the oldest and grandest of the monasteries and I was keen to take a look.  It’s located on the right bank of the river, atop a hill, and it took longer to reach than the map had led us to believe.  It was a very steep climb up the back side of the escarpment, and Terri was glad that we had left our heavy baggage behind.  When we got to the top, we were rewarded with a sweeping view and an impressive structure.  Like so many monasteries, churches and castles, the original structure was lost long ago to fire and the current complex is a Baroque masterpiece, complete with painted ceiling featuring the Holy Roman Emperor Charles VI as Zeus, a slightly heterodox image to find in an arch-Catholic empire like the Habsburgs.  We wandered through the exhibition, had a glass of Gruner Veldtliner from the monastery’s own vineyards, and then raced back downhill and across the river to our tents.

The owners were still nowhere to be found at the campground.  We packed up our tents, had some lunch, had one last look for the owners, and finally cycled off, mystified why they didn’t seem to want to be paid.  We had asked for directions to the campground the day before from a villager, and he had seemed dubious that the campground was still in operation, so maybe it was no longer commercially viable, but the facilities were still there.  Or maybe it wasn’t yet peak tourist season and they only bothered operating the campground in July and August.  Very mysterious.  We cycled off upstream into the heart of the Wachau still slightly baffled. 

Riding through Durrnstein
The ride from Krems to Melk was wonderful, along the river on the left bank, through pretty little villages like Durrnstein, where King Richard the Lionheart spent months being held hostage by the Austrians on the way home from the Crusades.  (Allegedly he brought this on himself by throwing an Austrian flag into a sewer while on campaign in Palestine.  Remember the image of Bad Prince John in Robin Hood, imposing taxes on the people while Good King Richard was away?  A lot of those taxes were to pay the ransom to get Richard out of Durrnstein castle.)  The town was crowded with tour buses and cycle tourists, and in fact the entire Wachau was bursting at the seams with cyclists.  
Wachau vineyards
It’s one of the most picturesque stretches of the entire Danube, and forms the centrepiece of the EuroVelo 6 bike route that runs from the Loire to the Black Sea.  Here in Austria the cycling is all on separate bike routes, out of traffic, and is dead flat, making it perfectly suited for an introductory bike tour.  At a conservative estimate, there must be several thousand cycle tourists a day on the bike paths; in July and August, it’s said to be uncomfortably crowded, with traffic jams on the paths.  I was glad we were there in June. 

We rode past a couple of lovely castles and ruins (Spitz and Aggstein), surrounded by neatly tended vineyards, and around a stumpy old church (St. Michael) that is the oldest surviving one in the region.  Just as we were getting serious about heading towards Melk, I heard a strange noise as I changed gears and, looking down, realized that my front derailleur had snapped in two.  In all my years of cycle touring, I thought I had broken more or less everything breakable on my bikes, but this was a new one.  We crawled into the nearest village, Spitz, found out that the nearest bike shop was in Melk, and then crawled on a few more kilometres to Aggsbach Markt to camp beside the Danube in a lovely, if windswept, campground, opposite an imposing castle ruin high on the opposite bank.

The impressive facade of Melk Abbey
The next day was one of those slightly annoying ones that happen from time to time on bike trips, with lots of time spent waiting for repairs.  We rode across the Danube into Melk and then up, up, up to the top of the hill on which Melk Monastery perches.  We parked the bikes and walked into the monastery, another impressive Baroque structure.  Melk is firmly on the tour bus circuit, far more than Gottweig, and the parking lot was crammed with dozens of buses.  We decided not to pay to go inside the monastery, but we could wander around the grounds for free and peek into the corner of the church reserved for worshippers.  I knew Melk as the setting for Umberto Eco’s The Name of the Rose, but it had a very impressive non-fictional history too, and ended up as perhaps the richest and most powerful monastery in the entire Austro-Hungarian Empire.  It made for a stroll redolent of bygone glories.

It was then time to deal with my derailleur.  I found a bike shop near the castle, but the mechanic there, a grumpy old guy if ever there was one, said that he was too busy to help us.  We rode out into the suburbs, found another bike shop and were able to convince the mechanic there to fix it.  However he said he was too busy to adjust Terri’s front derailleur, which wasn’t shifting down into her lowest register when climbing, making for difficulties on steep slopes.  Terri was annoyed, and I almost had to frogmarch her back to the first bike shop and plead with the grumpy old guy to take five minutes to adjust it.  Rather grudgingly, he fitted it in, fixed it expertly (why is it that many a good bike mechanic becomes a notorious grouch?), and then, to our surprise, refused payment for it.  We devoured an entire roast chicken at a kebab-and-chicken van in the parking lot, and then contemplated our further options. 

We had set out on the trip with no fixed plans, with various ideas, including riding to Slovenia, rolling along the Dalmatian coast, through the mountainous Bosnian interior, or perhaps up into Slovakia and through the Carpathians in Romania.  After the first two days, though, with Terri’s legs in shock from pedalling a fully-loaded touring bike for the first time in two years, and her body demanding vast quantities of meat to replace the leg muscles being shredded with every turn of the pedal, we decided that riding a mountainous route into Slovenia probably wasn’t the wisest option.  We returned to our original plan, of riding down the Danube at least as far as Belgrade, and then seeing how much time we had left and what we felt like doing next.  I like this sort of travel, making it up as you go along, not buying return tickets at first in order to leave your options free, what my friend Kent Foster, The Dromomaniac, calls “the philosophy of one-way travel”.
Spitz castle

So with bikes repaired and Terri full of roast chicken, we turned around and headed back downstream, this time on the right bank, trying to see both banks of the river.  It was a pleasant, easy ride, helped by tailwinds, past a few more castles and ending up in a huge campground in Rossatz, opposite Durrnstein, which looked very pretty lit up at night.  It’s surrounded by the apricot orchards that are another of the Wachau’s attractions, and we demolished a large bag of apricots while sitting beside the river enjoying the views.

Durrnstein castle by night from Rossatz
On the fourth day we headed almost to Vienna, passing the huge hydro dam at Altenworth which we had crossed on our way upstream and ending up twenty kilometres from Vienna in the pretty town of Klosterneuburg.  There we stayed in another vast campground almost entirely populated by Dutch people and went for the first time to a key Austrian institution, the heuriger.  These are small, unofficial wine bars that are operated part of the year by vineyards to sell their own wine and some typically hearty Austrian food.  Every heuriger operates on a different yearly schedule, and we had to decipher an intricate grid on the local tourist office pamphlet to figure out which ones would be open for us.  On the way I stopped in at a local hospital to have stitches removed from my left shin, the results of a mountain bike crash a week before our departure, which was done quickly and (surprisingly, given the strange Swiss medical insurance system) for free.  The heuriger, almost unmarked outside except for a tell-tale sprig of juniper outside, was packed, and made for a great evening sitting outside in a courtyard, quaffing various wines (of various qualities; the local bubbly was almost undrinkable) and stuffing ourselves on pork knuckle, sauerkraut, sausages and some token salad.  It was a fun evening, and made us wish we had started looking for heurigers earlier.

Living it up in a heuriger in Klosterneuburg
Our last day in Austria was a longish one, as we rode into the outskirts of Vienna and then stayed on the Danube through the sprawling residential and industrial suburbs of the city.  It was a scorching day and the river banks were thronged with sunbathers.  As we headed out of town into the national park flanking the river, it became clear that this was the nudist zone, with thousands of naked bodies sunning themselves.  The only giveaway that this was a clothing-optional zone, strangely, was the sign “No Dogs Allowed”.  Somehow everyone seemed to know that this was a code for “No Clothing Necessary”.  As we rode along, the temperature increased into the mid-thirties and fierce, hot headwinds made cycling difficult.  We pushed along with Terri trying to draft behind me, through the grounds of a huge oil refinery and finally out into real countryside.  We crossed back to the right bank eventually and found ourselves, late in the afternoon, on a stretch of road leading across open fields into Slovakia that Terri and I had walked 18 months earlier after a serious error of train timetable reading.  It was much easier rolling across it on bicycles, and we were soon in the Soviet-style suburbs of Bratislava.  We crossed the river into the pretty old town and made our way uphill to the Film Hotel, an old hotel whose walls were plastered with posters of film stars both past and present.   A massive feed in a lovely pub In the Old Town, prominently featuring my favourite Slovakian staple, the doughy fried noodles known as halusky, and we were ready to enjoy our first night in a real bed in several days.


Stage Two—Scooting through Slovakia

Sweating our way through Slovakia
Having thoroughly explored Bratislava not long before, Terri and I didn’t feel the urge to linger, and we rode out of town the next morning with the weather promising another hot day.  The Slovaks have done a good job of laying out a network of bike trails in and around Bratislava, and that Saturday morning they were clogged with people out for a morning ride or a morning rollerblade outing.  I don’t think I’ve seen that many rollerbladers in any one place in Europe; it must be related to the Slovak obsession with hockey.  We crawled out of town, with headwinds an issue once again, and made periodic stops at little riverside kiosks to buy the elixir that we had discovered over the first few days in Austria:  radler, or shandy, a fifty-fifty mix of beer and fizzy lemonade that gave the perfect combination of thirst-quenching (from the beer) and energy (from the sugary lemonade) to keep us going.  
Rehydrating on a hot, hot day in Slovakia
The name is a giveaway:  radler means “cyclist” in German, and generations of Central European cyclists have slaked their parched gullets with the stuff.  We ended up drinking a radler or two a day almost the entire way to Sofia, making it our first stop of the morning, before a late lunch.  After a while we ended up right on the bank of a canal in which the Danube was channeled towards a huge hydro dam at Gabcikovo, another ill-conceived Stalinist mega-project.  In the course of riding across the dam to the left bank, I tried to ride along the pedestrian path rather than down the road.  As it was barely wider than the luggage on my bike, this was a stupid idea and the stupidity was revealed soon enough as I caught the luggage on the railing, spun sideways and slammed my handlebars and my left hand into the opposite railing.  It hurt a lot, and I was convinced that I had probably broken a bone.  For days I had a badly swollen hand and was unable to close my hand into a fist.  I backtracked, got onto the road and cursed my stupidity. 
My diary records the day as a series of stops to escape the heat and headwinds.  “Halusky and beer at 38 km (Vajka); fruit at Gabcikovo Dam (57 km); radler and ice cream at Narad in a fancy little panszio (72 km)”.  It was perhaps the hottest day of the trip, and with Terri visibly wilting as the day’s kilometre total topped 80 , no campground appeared despite a promising tent symbol on our map. We asked about a place to stay in the tiny village of Cicov.  To our surprise, there was a place, completely unmarked, where an elderly couple charged us 12 euros for a big room with a shower and kitchen.  We were too late for real food at the one local restaurant, so we supped on fried cheese and French fries before crawling into bed. 
Cicov, like most of the villages along the river in Slovakia, was a Hungarian-speaking village.  The signs were all bilingual, but the only language I heard being spoken was Hungarian, the result of map redrawing in the aftermath of World War One.  Hearing the language reawakened long-dormant memories of actually speaking some Hungarian back in the mists of time in 1988, when I spent four months living in Budapest and taking part in the Budapest Semesters in Mathematics.  I had visited Hungary very briefly since then twice, in 1990 and again in 2011, but this trip promised to be the longest time spent in my one-time home for 26 years.  I was looking forward to the ride along the length of the Hungarian Danube.

Poppy field in Slovakia
We rode that morning through huge poppy fields, their blossoms white and their centres bulging with the resin that could be harvested and turned into opium.  I didn’t realize until later that the poppyseed so beloved of Central European bakers is from the same plant that produces opium.  I wondered if there was much oversight of the fields, or whether a few plants here and there might get surreptitiously lanced to make a more lucrative crop on the side.  Our path led us along rutted dirt tracks atop flood control dikes, and after a while we bailed out, ignored the EuroVelo 6 signs and took the main road into Komarno.  It was another scorching day and we were glad to find a stand selling watermelons beside the road.  We demolished large quantities of melon to rehydrate, then stopped off for a kebab in town before riding over the bridge into Hungary.  
(To Be Continued)